Meet the Revenue Canada Telephone Scam Guy!

[eagle]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

[Anonymous]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

I get recorded calls that start with congratulations.

[Anonymous]

In the last provincial election I got a robocall from the Kathleen Wynn's Liberals. I hung up right away.

[RW]

I sexually harassed the last guy who called from "Windows Security".  I asked him if he had a big penis and told him I wanted to talk about it.  He hung up and they have never called back.  The CRA guys have only ever got my voicemail. /sad panda

[easter bunny]

I sexually harassed the last guy who called from "Windows Security".  I asked him if he had a big penis and told him I wanted to talk about it.  He hung up and they have never called back.  The CRA guys have only ever got my voicemail. /sad panda

 

[easter bunny]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

I get recorded calls that start with congratulations.

I've won so many free cruises I've lost count. =P

[Anonymous]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

I get recorded calls that start with congratulations.

I've won so many free cruises I've lost count. =P

Did you enjoy them?

 

[easter bunny]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

I get recorded calls that start with congratulations.

I've won so many free cruises I've lost count. =P

Did you enjoy them?

 

I never go. Maybe one of these days.  

[Anonymous]

Do these work on anyone?

Isn't it usually the elderly who are victims of this?

Usually. Most people just hang up. I'm a bit of a jerk though. =P

I have never received one of those calls.

I get them all the time. Not too long ago I had one that went something like this:



caller: Hello, I'm from the security division of Microsoft.

me: Oh, I have a virus?

caller: Um, yes.

me: And what do I need to download?



*click*



 

I get recorded calls that start with congratulations.

I've won so many free cruises I've lost count. =P

Did you enjoy them?

 

I never go. Maybe one of these days.  

If you don't take advantages of the free cruises, they'll stop offering.

 

[RW]

Lol!!!

[easter bunny]

Lol!!! That would have cost me my coffee!  

[Anonymous]

I get calls from people who say they are doing a survey for my bank. They always have a thick East Indian accent that I can barely understand. Oh ya, and always from a 416 area code.

[Bricktop]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

[The Donald]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

What I recommend is a total shutdown of all Indian telemarketers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

[Anonymous]

"Oh, Mr Herman...my name is Rangeesh from your wonderful, wonderful bank...I would be liking to be asking you some questions for a survey...it will not cost you one rupee...er, I mean dollar...would you be so kind as to answer my questions and you may win a new Ferrari, hand built in Bangla Desh...".

What I recommend is a total shutdown of all Indian telemarketers until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

You got small hands.