The heterosexual lifestyle can be soooooo devious

[Gay Boy Roberto]

A 25-year-old woman has been convicted of sexual assault after impersonating a man to dupe her female friend into having sex.

Over two years Gayle Newland disguised her appearance and voice as she demanded the woman wear a blindfold to trick her into having sex.

The pair had sex about 10 times until the complainant, also aged 25, took off her blindfold and in disbelief saw Newland wearing a prosthetic penis.

Newland, from Willaston, Cheshire, wore bandages across her chest and a swimsuit when they met up and pretended to be man called Kye Fortune, Chester Crown Court heard. The jury convicted the defendant of three counts of sexual assault. She was cleared of two other counts of sexual assault.



Ms. Newland:



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[RW]

Wouldn't that make the poser chick gay?

[Gay Boy Roberto]

Wouldn't that make the poser chick gay?

 

In the parlance of the day, I guess she is 'gender confused'       ac_hithere  :JC_howdy:

[RW]

She didn't seem confused.  It seemed like she really wanted to do that other woman.

[Renee]

After the 10th time the victim finally took off the blindfold?  



Something doesn't sound right. I find this very hard to believe.

[Gay Boy Roberto]

After the 10th time the victim finally took off the blindfold?  



Something doesn't sound right. I find this very hard to believe.

So do I. We who engage in the 'gay lifestyle', generally take the blindfold off the second time





 

[RW]

LOL!

[Anonymous]

After the 10th time the victim finally took off the blindfold?  



Something doesn't sound right. I find this very hard to believe.

So do I. We who engage in the 'gay lifestyle', generally take the blindfold off the second time





 

The only lifestyle you engage in is of the troll variety.

[Gay Boy Roberto]

So says the Queen of trolls   ac_razz    ac_razz

[Anonymous]

So says the Queen of trolls   ac_razz    ac_razz

Was that srsly an I know you are, but what am I? Old trolls are the least creative.

[Gay Boy Roberto]

Translation, please

[Anonymous]

"Gay Boy Roberto"

Go fuck urself!! Do you need that translated?

[RW]

So says the Queen of trolls   ac_razz    ac_razz

Was that srsly an I know you are, but what am I? Old trolls are the least creative.

If so, he's my favourite troll!



 acc_hugz

[Anonymous]

So says the Queen of trolls   ac_razz    ac_razz

Was that srsly an I know you are, but what am I? Old trolls are the least creative.

If so, he's my favourite troll!



 acc_hugz

I've seen a helluva lot worse, that's for fucking sure.

[keeper]

"Gay Boy Roberto"

Go fuck urself!! Do you need that translated?

You my dear need a fucking hug