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Started by Mel Gibson, September 27, 2015, 04:54:45 PM

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...having trouble attracting a female companion?  I shall give you simple advice on how to deal with this problem...



Now, there are only two things required to attract the female species.  Remember, the female is a primitive beast, and as such is essentially driven by primitive urges.



First off, you need to be Alpha-as-fuck.  Woman want a real man, not a little girl to babysit.  They liked to be slapped around a little bit.  They like to be dominated.  So, if you're a little sissy beta-boy, time to become a hairy macho man!  Treat them as they desire to be treated!  With a heavy, dominating hand!



Secondly, they desire at least eight inches of rock hard cock.  If you have a floppy two-inch noodle, you're SOL.  This problem is more difficult to fix, but I do believe they make slip-on penises you slide over your limp noodle.  In the sack, she may not even know the difference.  There are other options, like implant surgery, but these can be a more costly fix.



Coles notes?  Be alpha-as-fuck, like Captain Picard.  Don't be a sissy, faggy boy.  Also, if you don't have a rock hard shaft for her pleasure, get one.



This is it, really.  Women are just that simple!

Hobart

You clearly know sweet fuck all about women.



Fuck off idiot.

Mel Gibson

Why do I get the feeling that Hobart is RW's alter-ego...

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