I like Van and I like the Blue Cash

[Frood]

Thank you waiter. I'll start off with a diced Spectre salad followed by the Leopard socks clam up blunder chunder with white whine and aged cheese. For the main, the Adelaide Aggro Angus stake out on a open fire with a side of paranoid potato crisps, roasted ego trip, and aspergersagus.

[RW]

No dead horse?

[Frood]

Not necessary. The entrails of that thrashed rotten tomato are already all over the table.

[Bricktop]

It makes it all even funnier.  ac_smile

Actually, I can envisage you laughing your ass off, sounding like something out of a bad horror movie. More a crazed cackle than a burst of genuine humour.



 

[Frood]

It makes it all even funnier.  ac_smile

Actually, I can envisage you laughing your ass off, sounding like something out of a bad horror movie. More a crazed cackle than a burst of genuine humour.



 

I can envision you receiving your creamed rice through a tube and spanking your trouser mouse to the Overture of 1812 at websites full of middle aged mail order Asian brides.



More of an amusing visual than anything concrete but still entirely plausible for someone like you.