May I introduce you to...

[Bricktop]

That photo was crapped up by Flickr for some reason...here's the correct version...



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[Bricktop]

What about the front of your house?  Don't you have any fun song birds in the bushes there?

Its the side of the house that gives out to the open fields, where the birds frolic, fly and fornicate. The front opens out to the road. Birds generally don't hang out on the roadway.



Australian birds like trees.



They're funny that way.



 

[RW]

Oh really.



Strange.

[Bricktop]

A better view...



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[RW]

Go bag me one.

[Bricktop]

And then what?



Mail it to you?



This is the list of birds that can be legally exported;



Sulphur-crested cockatoo (Cacatua galerita)

Galah (Eolophus roseicapillus)

Little corella (Cacatua sanguinea)

Long-billed corella (Cacatua tenuirostris)

Cockatiel (Nymphicus hollandicus)

Budgerigar (Melopsittacus undulatus).



The rainbow lorikeet doesn't get a mention.



And either way, I don't have a licence.



Also, I have no idea how to safely catch one. They are fast little fuckas.

[RW]

Lazy.

[Bricktop]

I can't fly, nor run at about 80 km/h!!!

[RW]

Like I said, lazy.

[Bricktop]

Oh, yeah.



Tell you what I'll do.



I'll trade you a rainbow lorikeet for a baby black bear.

[RW]

Um, not a fair trade.  One has lethal implications.  Your bird does not.

[Bricktop]

Um, not a fair trade.  One has lethal implications.  Your bird does not.

OK.



1 rainbow lorrikeet and 1 taipan for 1 black bear cub.

[RW]

I don't want a taipan.

[Bricktop]

But it has lethal implications...

[RW]

How about a taz devil or platypus or blue ring octopus?