May I introduce you to...

[Renee]

Um, not a fair trade.  One has lethal implications.  Your bird does not.

How about you just smarten up and leave it alone. Send him the fucking cub. In fact throw in the mother bear too. He'll get everything he is asking for and more when he opens the crate.



If that idiot Steve Irwin was any indication of how an Aussie handles dangerous wild animals, my only regret is I won't be there to film his final moments.

[RW]

Um, not a fair trade.  One has lethal implications.  Your bird does not.

How about you just smarten up and leave it alone. Send him the fucking cub. In fact throw in the mother bear too. He'll get everything he is asking for and more when he opens the crate.



If that idiot Steve Irwin was any indication of how an Aussie handles dangerous wild animals, my only regret is I won't be there to film his final moments.

Well he'll have to wait until spring because the bears are hibernating.  Actually, before they wake up would be a good time to klepto a baby.



/smart

[Anonymous]

I don't want a taipan.

Is that a city in Taiwan? Fash where are you?

[Anonymous]

A better view...



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Can they be trained to talk Mr. Crowley.

[Bricktop]

No.



Only budgerigars, galahs and cockatoos will mimick words.



Of those, only budgies are permitted to be kept as pets.

[RW]

You have parrots though, correct?

[Bricktop]

They are all parrots.

[RW]

Well now I feel stupid.

[Bricktop]

DERP

[Anonymous]

No.



Only budgerigars, galahs and cockatoos will mimick words.



Of those, only budgies are permitted to be kept as pets.

Cockatoos can be kept as pets here.

[Bricktop]

Yes, they are on the permitted list for export.



What is so perplexing is that people think its OK to take these wonderful and beautiful creatures that live to fly free and put them in cages.



Would you send over bear cubs to us so we can cage them for our amusement?

[RW]

If it kept them out of my garbage...

[Bricktop]

You live in their woods. Its their garbage.

[Anonymous]

Yes, they are on the permitted list for export.



What is so perplexing is that people think its OK to take these wonderful and beautiful creatures that live to fly free and put them in cages.



Would you send over bear cubs to us so we can cage them for our amusement?

My sister in law and her family have a cockatiel..



A friendly little bird.

[Bricktop]

Yes, they are easily tamed and quite pretty.