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Started by RW, January 03, 2016, 01:53:54 PM

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January 03, 2016, 01:53:54 PM
We all know about American Pie where the kid gets caught wrecking a pie with his pecker.  What is the most "out there" thing you've heard someone use as a masturbatory aid?
Beware of Gaslighters!

keeper

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January 03, 2016, 02:37:08 PM
A friend of mine used to tell us all the time he would fill a sandwich bag full of vasilin and fuck his mattress :laugh3:

Renee

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January 03, 2016, 04:04:37 PM
Quote from: "Keeper"A friend of mine used to tell us all the time he would fill a sandwich bag full of vasilin and fuck his mattress :laugh3:


 :yuk:  :nea: That's nasty.



BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.



Just saying.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

RW

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January 03, 2016, 04:33:26 PM
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"A friend of mine used to tell us all the time he would fill a sandwich bag full of vasilin and fuck his mattress :laugh3:


 :yuk:  :nea: That's nasty.



BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.



Just saying.

It was intentional.  MADturbation.  Geddit?



No?



Fail?
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

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January 03, 2016, 04:55:04 PM
Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Keeper"A friend of mine used to tell us all the time he would fill a sandwich bag full of vasilin and fuck his mattress :laugh3:


 :yuk:  :nea: That's nasty.



BTW, I think someone needs to fix the title of this thread.



Just saying.

It was intentional.  MADturbation.  Geddit?



No?



Fail?


I don't know, who the hell am I to judge?



Sorry for being dense.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

Bricktop

#5
January 03, 2016, 05:54:10 PM
Quote from: "RW"We all know about American Pie where the kid gets caught wrecking a pie with his pecker.  What is the most "out there" thing you've heard someone use as a masturbatory aid?


Must...resist...temptation....must resist....aaaagghhhhhh....its so hard......

RW

#6
January 03, 2016, 06:11:50 PM
Saw that one coming did I Crow.  From a mile away in fact.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

#7
January 03, 2016, 08:07:02 PM
Quote from: "Mr Crowley"
Quote from: "RW"We all know about American Pie where the kid gets caught wrecking a pie with his pecker.  What is the most "out there" thing you've heard someone use as a masturbatory aid?


Must...resist...temptation....must resist....aaaagghhhhhh....its so hard......

lol  ac_toofunny

Bricktop

#8
January 03, 2016, 08:42:25 PM
Quote from: "RW"Saw that one coming did I Crow.  From a mile away in fact.


 ac_razz

RW

#9
January 03, 2016, 08:42:43 PM
I knew a woman who would spank herself with a hairbrush then enjoy the handle.
Beware of Gaslighters!

keeper

#10
January 04, 2016, 12:28:05 AM
At the same time? ac_umm

shin

#11
January 05, 2016, 09:31:26 AM
An orange

Renee

#12
January 07, 2016, 09:23:35 AM
Quote from: "shin"An orange


In Mel's case, it would be a Mandarin orange.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.

RW

#13
January 07, 2016, 09:25:01 PM
Grape fruiting is a real thing.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

#14
January 07, 2016, 09:43:45 PM
Quote from: "RW"Grape fruiting is a real thing.


A waste of good fruit.  :laugh3:
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.
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