Did 'The King' aka Elvis Presley father any children out of wedlock?

[J0E]

...I was in the superemarket the other day, waiting in line, when I picked up a tabloid which had as its cover a story about Elvis Presley and how he fathered at least 7 children out of wedlock.



So I flipped through the pages, found the story, and it listed Elvis from his teenage years through his years of stardom and how all these people living today were his offspring.



I was quite skeptical about most of these claims or those of the tabloid, except for one - a Desiree de Barbin - allegedly fathered by Presley during an affair with a Louisiana woman named Lucy de Barbin.



Unlike the other claimants, she really does look like 'the King':



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...and 'Dad':



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...what do you think? did Elvis have a number of children which he did not account for?

[Renee]

Who gives a fuck?



I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?

[Anonymous]

Who gives a fuck?



I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?

What is a tabloid? Anything in print at the supermarket check out is not worth reading.

[Renee]

Who gives a fuck?



I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?

What is a tabloid? Anything in print at the supermarket check out is not worth reading.

Tabloids are normally the shit newspapers that you see at checkout, Weekly World News, The Enquirer, etc. "Tabloid" is also a name for any newspaper or periodical that has a single fold and opens like a book.

[cc]

Ya, Tabloids .... It's all clear now. So that's where he gets his material



Joey's fodder for new fake "I know someone who .........." threads



Exposed!!!!

[Anonymous]

I'm really glad Joe brought this to our attention. Just today, I found myself wondering if some celebutard who's been dead for 4 fucking decades sired kids out of wedlock.  :001_rolleyes:

[J0E]

Who gives a fuck?



I'm not surprised that you read tabliods, maybe the next thread you could start can be about the latest escapades of Bat Boy?

LOL!    ac_toofunny  You crack me up, Renn! Yer so funny with yer salty tongue that I'm never quite sure if yer in good spirits or just plain f****g mad!



...but that shore is one heckuvan ugly avatar ya got there, Renn:



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me thinks ya gotta git yerself an avatar 'facelift' soon.



same time, it kinda suits yer personality an' temperment, Renn.



Anyways, cheers!  ac_drinks     Let's try ta git along in the New Year, 'kay?

[Renee]

Joe, you are so annoying.

[RW]

How about you get an avatar Joe.  I'll pick a nice one for you if you like...

[easter bunny]

I'm really glad Joe brought this to our attention. Just today, I found myself wondering if some celebutard who's been dead for 4 fucking decades sired kids out of wedlock.  :001_rolleyes:

 

[easter bunny]

How about you get an avatar Joe.  I'll pick a nice one for you if you like...

That would make a good thread. =)

[Bricktop]

I have it on VERY reliable authority that Elvis is the father of Britney Spears and Taylor Swift, who are not aware that they are half sisters.

[cc]

Damn. Now Joe will start a new thread about that



saying  a friend who knows them told him about it

Joe, you are so annoying.

He thinks you are laughing WITH him

[Bricktop]

He will spread that throughout the interwebs!!!!

[J0E]

He will spread that throughout the interwebs!!!!

...I'm jes' amazed how much his alleged daughter does look like 'The King'.

I think that was his offspring.

The irony is though, although Elvis made such a handsome man, as a woman he don' look too good.

I bet the daughter wishes she'd inherited her mother's looks instead of 'The King'.



Her mother was quite beautiful when she was young.



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...it's no wonder Elvis was so smitten by her that he'd carried on this alleged affair with her for so long.



Too bad she couldn't pass that beauty onta the daughter.