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The Perfect Gift For Gassy People

Started by Anonymous, January 25, 2016, 11:52:22 PM

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Anonymous

After many years and thanks to the collaboration of the world's best scientific researchers there has been a revolutionary discovery this year: the underwear patch. This greatest invention of the twenty first century is a patch placed inside the underwear which filters any unpleasant odors to a nice mint smell. Why didn't we think of it before...



And the Nobel Prize goes to...



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RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"Hey Keeper!  At last eh?



/runs away

Aha, no wonder he's single. Hey Keeps, this will improve ur social life. ac_toofunny

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"After many years and thanks to the collaboration of the world's best scientific researchers there has been a revolutionary discovery this year: the underwear patch. This greatest invention of the twenty first century is a patch placed inside the underwear which filters any unpleasant odors to a nice mint smell. Why didn't we think of it before...



And the Nobel Prize goes to...



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Oh my goodness.

 :ohmy:

Anonymous

^Hey, lots of people have this problem. There's nothing to be ashamed of. You are aren't alone either. Keeps is just as flatulent as you are. ac_toofunny

Anonymous

Hey, is that an air freshener?



No, I just farted. :laugh3:

keeper

Quote from: "RW"Hey Keeper!  At last eh?



/runs away


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No more pictures for YOU!! acc_angry

RW

I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:
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Anonymous

Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:

They are visible?

Renee

Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.

Renee

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.


No, not you.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "RW"I don't know why you keep taking pictures of your farts and sending them to me.



 :crazy:


You obviously forgot to specify that you only wanted pics of "old" farts.  ac_biggrin

Hey, oh wait, you don't mean me.


No, not you.

I know. :laugh3:

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!