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Started by smell the glove, June 02, 2016, 04:39:54 AM

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Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


RW

I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.
Beware of Gaslighters!

RW

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure

Eggplant gets my vote.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Renee

Quote from: "RW"I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.


I'm too short for that.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove

Quote from: "RW"I feel like I'm watching two retards hump a doorknob.

This is exactly why the Retard Rodeo was created!   ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz  ac_razz

Renee

Quote from: "RW"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "smell the glove"Joe, really the biggest reason why a woman would have a large hole, is if she popped out multiple kids.  Popping out numerous kids will destroy a vagoogoo!


So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure

Eggplant gets my vote.


I was thinkIng pineapple.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove

Quote from: "Renee"So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure


Here's what I think is happening...



Sometimes I drink too much, and this causes the runny shitz.  Now, with teh runny shitz, it comes out multiple times per day.  I believe this excessive shitzing all throughout the day of the liquid shitz is awfully hard on my wrecktum.



So, once my wrectum has been "overpowered" so to say, it will bleed.



It doesn't happen often, but I do believe this to be the cause.  I suppose the cure would be to not drink excessively, thus not creating the runny liquid shitz that will explode out of my anus all day long!

Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"
Quote from: "Renee"So what destroyed your asshole?   ac_unsure


Here's what I think is happening...



Sometimes I drink too much, and this causes the runny shitz.  Now, with teh runny shitz, it comes out multiple times per day.  I believe this excessive shitzing all throughout the day of the liquid shitz is awfully hard on my wrecktum.



So, once my wrectum has been "overpowered" so to say, it will bleed.



It doesn't happen often, but I do believe this to be the cause.  I suppose the cure would be to not drink excessively, thus not creating the runny liquid shitz that will explode out of my anus all day long!


You need a colonoscopy, pal.



You might have something growing in there. Its not uncommon for rummys to develop colon/rectal cancer.



Just sayin......If I were you  :laugh3:  I wouldn't ignore my bleeding butt hole.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove

The bum is OK most of the time.  I think only occasionally does the hoop get overworked...

Renee

Quote from: "smell the glove"The bum is OK most of the time.  I think only occasionally does the hoop get overworked...


Maybe if you kept your head out of it??? ac_dunno
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


smell the glove

Too much drinking at times.  Should probably check my ass into a Schick rehab!

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