Now I've got an Ex jocking my...

[smell the glove]

...cock on FaceShit.



This happens from time to time.



They ALWAYS come back to Ace, and I'm not joking!



I'm not a bad guy, even though I have my issues.



However, I don't want that Ex back...  I want my last Ex back.



Now I must draw the fine line in the sand, and be cautious...  A fine line between being "just a friend," and sounding like I'm ready for things that I'm not, with people that I do not want to be with.



FaceShit is shit, and to be quite honest?  If I pulled my account, I wouldn't lose out on much.  The odd decent meme is good for a laugh, but those are few and far in between!  And even those good meme's are shit upon by the almighty righteous, since it's their belief that they aren't funny and are in bad taste...

[smell the glove]

Most men seem to get more rational with age, and don't think about sex 24/7.



You middle aged women, on the other hand, for some reason need to get stuffed full of big hard dick 24/7 as you age.  Why is this?  Why does this happen?

[smell the glove]

Even watching porn, you middle aged women can't seem to get enough.  And if no dick is available, I've seen other objects replace the penis.



Objects like baseball bats, traffic cones, pop cans, wine bottles, etc.  If it fits, up it goes!



Disgusting!  LOLZ!

[RW]

And you still can't get laid.



ROFL!

[smell the glove]

And you still can't get laid.



ROFL!

Relationships to me are more than sex!



I like to form a deep, intimate connection with my partner.  As I am a sensitive, passionate and caring man, I must first form a deep connection, a deep passion, with the beautiful woman.



Only then, do I desire to rock her world for a few minutes with my six inch love-stick!

[JOE]

.....a case of 'revenge porn'?



Maybe she's getting u back.



Didn't pay her enough, eh S'mel?



She put out an' she felt u didn't giver 'er enough

She wants more

...cock on FaceShit.



This happens from time to time.



They ALWAYS come back to Ace, and I'm not joking!



I'm not a bad guy, even though I have my issues.



However, I don't want that Ex back...  I want my last Ex back.



Now I must draw the fine line in the sand, and be cautious...  A fine line between being "just a friend," and sounding like I'm ready for things that I'm not, with people that I do not want to be with.



FaceShit is shit, and to be quite honest?  If I pulled my account, I wouldn't lose out on much.  The odd decent meme is good for a laugh, but those are few and far in between!  And even those good meme's are shit upon by the almighty righteous, since it's their belief that they aren't funny and are in bad taste...

[JOE]

Yup it's that biological time clock ticking S'mel! Plus they want unlimited access to ur newly acquired substantial inheritance. Women-ya don' get one without the other....S 'Mel!

You middle aged women, on the other hand, for some reason need to get stuffed full of big hard dick 24/7 as you age.  Why is this?  Why does this happen?

Even watching porn, you middle aged women can't seem to get enough.  And if no dick is available, I've seen other objects replace the penis.



Objects like baseball bats, traffic cones, pop cans, wine bottles, etc.  If it fits, up it goes!



Disgusting!  LOLZ!

[smell the glove]

Joe, it's an ex-ex that's jockin' my cock.  I don't really want her back, to be honest...  It was more of a short fling anyhow, since I could not really form any deep connection with her.



My last ex?  She won't talk to me at all anymore.  She may have found someone else by now, or not...  Not sure about her.

[smell the glove]

Yup it's that biological time clock ticking S'mel! Plus they want unlimited access to ur newly acquired substantial inheritance. Women-ya don' get one without the other....S 'Mel

Yup.  I think they know their vag's will be drying up soon, so they crave massive amounts of dick right before that happens!



However, the man must be careful, since these woman can trick you with that "one last child."  And since the woman is getting older, there a strong chance that the child will be a retarded Corky baby.  So, not only are you now older and stuck with a kid you did not want, the man will also have to pay for raising a Corky baby also!



The man must think, before it's too late!

[Renee]

Even watching porn, you middle aged women can't seem to get enough.  And if no dick is available, I've seen other objects replace the penis.



Objects like baseball bats, traffic cones, pop cans, wine bottles, etc.  If it fits, up it goes!



Disgusting!  LOLZ!

You watch too much weird porn.

[JOE]

Joe, it's an ex-ex that's jockin' my cock.  I don't really want her back, to be honest...  It was more of a short fling anyhow, since I could not really form any deep connection with her.

....I know, you already said that. Nevertheless, there's some unresolved issue with this ex ex. And she probably heard from the grape vine about your parents' passing & the nice little nest egg they left you. As the saying goes, News travels fast down there on the streets of Whalley.



Anyways, she'll push a guilt trip on you that you've used her & now she wants something back:

[smell the glove]

I do believe word did travel!  It was the only way.  Plus, she's recently divorced also.



However, it just never works well with exes...  There's a reason things didn't work the first time, so it would just be like history repeating itself!



I need to keep all the exes away, and eventually find me some fresh meat!  However, my standards are quite high...  That's why I'm single, as I will not "settle" for some mouthy, greedy hag with five kids, that thinks she's God's gift to men!  I wouldn't even think about it, no matter how drunk I was!