Which Poster Have You Known the Longest

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I'm trying to think of another one of her handles...  Might take my brain some time to remember another handle of hers...

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Sounds like Gordy.

Gordy has a way with women.  He's a real romantic...  A real class act!

[mandy]

Was it Ms.lewd?



But more importantly which one here is Orik?

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Was it Ms.lewd?

No.

But more importantly which one here is Orik?

I met Orik a couple years before he disappeared.  He wasn't in very good health.



He then posted on DS about frequent hospitalizations.  Something to do with his kidneys or liver packing it in...  Forget the details.



He had completely disappeared from all forums a couple of years back or so, and there is a very strong possibility that Orik (Devon aka David), is dead.

[mandy]

Well that's sad.

[RW]

Was it Ms.lewd?



But more importantly which one here is Orik?

I'm sorry.  I wish I could remember but my memory has gone to shit.

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Well that's sad.

He lived a "hard" younger life, which no doubt was hard on his body.



He did get cleaned up later on in life, but he became morbidly obese, and I'm not joking here.  I met the guy, and at his weight, I knew he would eventually have serious problems.

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Remember when Orik broke his penis?  The poor guy just couldn't get any breaks in life!

[mandy]

I don't remember that. But I thought Orik was an ok guy. I never got to meet him.

[RW]

Remember when Orik broke his penis?  The poor guy just couldn't get any breaks in life!

Sounds like he got a big break.

[Anonymous]

Orik eh? That handle does sound familiar.

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Sounds like he got a big break.

Bear in mind the guy literally weighed 500 lbs.



He was trying to pedal his bicycle, when he had to stop quick for a pedestrian.  He couldn't hold back his own weight, so he slid forward off the seat, and his crotch slammed onto the bicycle frame, crushing his penis.



He didn't get into quite all the details, but it sounded like there was some permanent damage!

[RW]

Poor guy.

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I don't remember that. But I thought Orik was an ok guy. I never got to meet him.

He was OK.  He had a couple of vouchers for SubWay, so we had a quick lunch together.



But ya, not too many posters left around from the old Snitz DV days, when Mikey Schwartz owned the forum.  People come, people go...  Forums keep changing, and with every changeover, it seems that some posters disappear also.

[Anonymous]

Sounds like Gordy.

Gordy has a way with women.  He's a real romantic...  A real class act!

That stunned twat asal went to Perth to suck his wrinkly white dick.