Single Straight Men who choose to be bachelors

[RW]

I was going to post the same thing but I couldn't stop laughing so you beat me to it.



 ac_lmfao

[cc]

LOL!!!



I will henceforth refer to it as the Joe(sephine) effect

[RW]

The REAL Joe Effect



When you are so turned off by a guy that your nipples actually invert in repulsion.

[cc]

invert. lolol

[JOE]

I can honestly say that Joe alone around my old lady does not make me jealous. A sixty year old guy who could not turn on a light bulb let alone a gal. She'd laugh at the old, ugly asexual dork. ac_toofunny

Knowin' you, y'ad be goin' beserk, eh Buddy?

If I was alone with yer gal alone, you'd be calling me up every 5 minutes, checkin' up on us all the time.

...Green with envy, Red Hot with Jealousy.

I call that the 'JOE Effect'.

The Joe effect. The reason hookers and Cialis exist. ac_lmfao

...but I also realize why you're divorced, Herman.

Plus you gotta drinking problem, my friend.

they usually go hand in hand.

Oh well, I hope you attend the next AA meeting.

Saskatchewan must have several chapters.

I know how you folk drink on the prairies.

...gotta git through them winters!

[Anonymous]

Ya, I am a lush Joe, true that. But, despite my booze problem I still have had a hell of a lot more poontang than you. ac_razz

[Anonymous]

The Joe effect....good grief

[JOE]

Ya, I am a lush Joe, true that. But, despite my booze problem I still have had a hell of a lot more poontang than you. ac_razz

Hmm, fer some reason I get this visual image of you, Hoimin:

[Anonymous]

Ya, I am a lush Joe, true that. But, despite my booze problem I still have had a hell of a lot more poontang than you. ac_razz

Hmm, fer some reason I get this visual image of you, Hoimin:

Roger Moore was the best James Bond in my opinion.

[Anonymous]

Ya, I am a lush Joe, true that. But, despite my booze problem I still have had a hell of a lot more poontang than you. ac_razz

Hmm, fer some reason I get this visual image of you, Hoimin:

Roger Moore was the best James Bond in my opinion.

Better than Pierce Brosnan?

[RW]

Oh yeah Fash!



 

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah Fash!



 

I have seen more James Bond movies with Pierce Brosnan, so I guess I associate him more than anyone else with that role.

[Twenty Dollars]

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You boys are really going at it. Hope it doesn't get out of control.

[Anonymous]

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You boys are really going at it. Hope it doesn't get out of control.

 ac_wot

[smell the glove]

Today, I was pleased...  Just when I thought this world had been over-run with fat hags with tatts, complete with the "10 kids full meal deal combo," the "others" appeared.  Out of fucking nowhere!



The same places, the same routes I always go...  Today, they were there!  I don't know why, today!  It was a warm day, so maybe that brings 'em out?  Not sure...



Today, they were everywhere...  At the grocery store.  God damn...  On the street.  At the Home Depot.



Of course, they were a few years younger than me, since most women my age are not attractive anymore (due to genes, 10 kids, and baking in the sun trying to look like a Negro for decades)...  My ex was an exception to this rule, and was actually older than me, but MOST women?  I have to go 10 years younger just for them to match my skin tone and physique.  No joke.



Nonetheless!  There were quite a few today, that would have "worked."  I don't see them on POF.  POF is a joke site for fat single momma's to get boned by horny male losers that cannot control their dicks.



Today, I know they are out there.  Many of them check out my ride, since it's a nice car (Women absolutely love Mustangs, more than I ever thought!)  I make eye contact...  Their faces are acceptable to me.  They are out there!



NOW I just have to find out where they hide, and what they do, in their spare time!  I'm sure I could make a connection with at least one out of ten!  Getting to that point, is the trick!