Hey Joe, How Many Decades Has it Been Since the Last Time You Were Laid

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

 

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

I kinda doubt that Herm.

[JOE]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?



You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.



You did say you were overweight after all.

[Twenty Dollars]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

 

Inquiring minds want to know.

A tad surprised you all would want to know such a thing?

[cc]

^^

Inquiring minds need to know.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?

I saw Herm's pics. I will concede he has an excess of muscle,



but complaining about that would be  up there with saying his cock is too big, eh?  ac_smile



I'm assuming you have never suffered either of those "complaints", Joey

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?



You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.



You did say you were overweight after all.

My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.



Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.

[RW]

And this one...

[Anonymous]

And this one...

Move to RR? Alright, I had my fun.

[JOE]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?



You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.



You did say you were overweight after all.

My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.



Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.

But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.

[Anonymous]

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?



You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.



You did say you were overweight after all.

My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.



Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.

But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.

You are just jealous because you can't get laid with a hooker let alone get a woman to like you. My old lady loves my tattoos, my Harley and my heavyset build. And unlike you I can get an erection and know what to do with it.



You should take up knitting Joe. God knows you don't know what to do with a woman even if you could get one.

[JOE]

Herman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.



Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plus I'm better looking complete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.

I will bet I had more action before my eighteenth birthday than you've had in your sixty years. You should buy some Cialis and call an escort.

Btw Herman, are you bald and fat?



You across as a bald fat guy with an excess of testosterone in his system.



You did say you were overweight after all.

My old lady calls me a big old teddy bear.



Now why don't you spend some money and hire an escort. That thing is going fall off from neglect and lack of use.

But your wife isn't really happy living in that icebox of a province in Saskatchewan. If she spent a week in Vancouver, she wouldn't want to come back to you. Anyways, she doesn't really love you, she merely tolerates your boorish habits and behavior. Its all a facade Herman. Show her a better life elsewhere and she'd leave you. Better lock 'er up in the dungeon, Bluebeard.

You are just jealous because you can't get laid with a hooker let alone get a woman to like you. My old lady loves my tattoos, my Harley and my heavyset build. And unlike you I can get an erection and know what to do with it.



You should take up knitting Joe. God knows you don't know what to do with a woman even if you could get one.

[Anonymous]

Herman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.



Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plus I'm better looking complete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.

Educated East Asian women are more picky than North American gals. You would be even more unpopular there than you are here.



Seriously though, you should look into women behind bars. Maybe you could get a conjugal visit. She gets smokes and you get female lips on your limp dick for the first time in thirty years. ac_toofunny

[Anonymous]

Herman I could get a wife from places like Asia/Indonesia with very little effort. I mean, so what? Your wife married you for your passport as a 1 way ticket out of where she came from. Yeah, I could easily get on a plane, flash my passport, wallet & presto! Instant wife! Yer married...big deal.



Anyways, your wife would like me better than you if we met. I'm more laid back, relaxed, don't need so much babying...plus I'm better looking complete with my West Coast charm. A gentler kinder type than you. I know Asian women have a gentle side which needs to be nurtured. I see thousands of them walking around every day in Vancouver. Its a very Asian city where your wife would feel much more at home as opposed to the freezing winters in Saskatchewan.

I have seen Herman's pictures Joe....he is good looking.