I would just like to say...

[smell the glove]

A quarter of a million dollars is nothing to me...



I want my ex back...

[smell the glove]

Remember people...  Money doesn't always matter.



I want my fucking ex back.

[smell the glove]

I want her back.  I made a bad decision...

[Anonymous]

When you have a chequing account that looks like this?  What can I say?  



And this is just my chequing account...  I have other investments, and another 3/4 million coming in from the sale of a property...



It all fucking comes back.

I am liking you better all the time.

[cc]

[RW]

HAHAHAHAHA!

[Anonymous]

The tables can often turn quite easily...

Maybe you need a change. Talking to yourself here is dead end street. Maybe I could refer you to a Realitor and some real estate in Playa Langosta? Hanging here with all of these smart people will drive you to drink more.

And here it is. Where a fool and his money part ways.

[smell the glove]

I am certainly considering selling my condo and moving, since I am now in a position to do so.



However, I am not quite ready for retirement yet, even though I could possibly retire now with the proper investments.



The reason I cannot retire yet, is that I have few hobbies, and unemployed/retired I would probably tend to just drink myself to death (like my parents did).



As much as I dislike working, running my truck may be a good thing for me, as it keeps me somewhat busy.



It's a double edged sword.



Depending on ones own personality, having too much money and spare time isn't always the "dream" that it's made out to be...  It can also be a quick path to eventual self-destruction.