I would just like to say...

[smell the glove]

...to every woman that ever turned me down in the past because I wasn't cool enough, wasn't big enough, wasn't bad enough, wasn't tough enough, or wasn't good looking enough...



That is fine!



For every woman that ever hurt me, that is fine also.  Different positions mean different outlooks, sadly...

[smell the glove]

When you have a chequing account that looks like this?  What can I say?  



And this is just my chequing account...  I have other investments, and another 3/4 million coming in from the sale of a property...



It all fucking comes back.

[smell the glove]

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[smell the glove]

It all comes back.



I was never good enough then...

[smell the glove]

Oh, and the mortgage is paid off fully, and my vehicles are also.



It's a funny situation...  With women.



I want to take a world trip...  A real world trip, with a member of the opposite sex...



They barely exist...  The ones that want dick, are ruined!

[smell the glove]

The tables can often turn quite easily...

[smell the glove]

Soon I'll have a million dollars to play with...



I actually want my ex back.  She was the only one that could ever work with me.



I will wait for her...  She has always waited for me...

[Annie]

I hope it works out for you, I can tell you still love her.

[smell the glove]

I hope it works out for you, I can tell you still love her.

I want her back.



She was a useless cunt, but I did love her...

[Annie]

Obviouslyt she isn't useless if you want her back  ac_smile

[smell the glove]

I want her back.  She can pick out a house...



I was too hard on her, not factoring in that most women aren't like her.



I made a big mistake.

[Twenty Dollars]

The tables can often turn quite easily...

Maybe you need a change. Talking to yourself here is dead end street. Maybe I could refer you to a Realitor and some real estate in Playa Langosta? Hanging here with all of these smart people will drive you to drink more.

[smell the glove]

I know...

[Anonymous]

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That's a lot of money to keep in a low interest chequing account.

[smell the glove]

A quarter of a million dollars is nothing to me...



I want my ex back...