The 12 Assholes

[Anonymous]

I'm glad none of those applies to me. I guess number nine does, but I don't get drunk to the point of passing out like Mel does.

[Love Blob]

I'm not that bad when I have a significant other around.



I'm sure I can speak for others also...  Alone?  Too much consumption.



It is a well known fact that single people die (on average) well before couples do.  I can understand why!

[Twenty Dollars]

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If I could change the subject for a minute. I do like your new avatar, red heads too. Is your chest sunburned or a reflection from your hair?

[Renee]

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If I could change the subject for a minute. I do like your new avatar, red heads too. Is your chest sunburned or a reflection from your hair?

Sunburn and the color enhancement I used on the pic unfortunately made it more pronounced.

[Twenty Dollars]

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If I could change the subject for a minute. I do like your new avatar, red heads too. Is your chest sunburned or a reflection from your hair?

Sunburn and the color enhancement I used on the pic unfortunately made it more pronounced.

Know you won't believe me. I think it's different, colorful. I like it. Remeinds me. Need to get a haircut soon. Gonna spend August in Sonoma. Good wine, food, friends. Need to update my scruffy surfer look.

[Twenty Dollars]

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Couple of inches off the top shouldn't hurt?

[Renee]

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Couple of inches off the top shouldn't hurt?

I don't think you can afford to lose any off the top.



Maybe you should just comb it over like your idol "The Donald".  

[Twenty Dollars]

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Couple of inches off the top shouldn't hurt?

I don't think you can afford to lose any off the top.



Maybe you should just comb it over like your idol "The Donald".  

Then I'd have to wear a hat when it's windy. Did you know the D is a wannabe wave rider? I'd jab my eyes out before any type of comb over. Yeah it's a tad thin on top. Not bad for 95?

[Love Blob]

Remeinds me. Need to get a haircut soon.

Have you considered the SS cut?

[Twenty Dollars]

Remeinds me. Need to get a haircut soon.

Have you considered the SS cut?

That wouldn't be me. I could shave my head like every other Canadian that comes down here. I see lots of new tats and shaved heads on you all. Must be a Canadian look? No judgment, a tad trite.

[RW]

I'm glad to see TD stepped up to be the poster child for this thread.

[Renee]

Remeinds me. Need to get a haircut soon.

Have you considered the SS cut?

First of all there is no such thing as an "SS" haircut.



What you are always yammering about is called an "undercut" and it's a variation of the regulation cut worn by military men all over the western world since the early 20th century.

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Gen. George Marshall



And that pic of Ralf Fiennes you keep posting is nothing but Hollywood pablum. It is a cleaned up romanticized version of a German SS Officer. Of course it's going to look good.



This is far more representative of the average goofy looking German officer/tool haircut.



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 BTW, In order to wear an "undercut" you have to have HAIR on the top of your fucking head, you fucking idiot.



TD's hairline has receded so far back you could show a movie on his forehead, FFS.



You must be blind as mole shit or fucked up.....again.

[Twenty Dollars]

I'm glad to see TD stepped up to be the poster child for this thread.

Bet  pippi would like it too?

[Tyrone]

Easy there, Renee...  I didn't intend to put you at risk for a heart attack!

[Renee]

Easy there, Renee...  I didn't intend to put you at risk for a heart attack!

Just illustrating what a moron you actually are......But it was probably unnecessary.