The 12 Assholes

[Renee]

In honor of the sexist, misogynistic clowns that have graced us with their unnecessary presence, I thought I

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would post a woman's take on the bottom of the barrel in the dating world.....in other words....a "hags point of view".







Finding a fantastic guy sometimes feels like trying to find a grain of rice in an olympic size swimming pool: almost impossible. But it's not. There are some amazing men out there among the assholes and it's just a question of exercising good judgment. To save you time and agony, below are some of the worst kinds of men and how to spot them before you get stuck.





(And please note: all men exhibit some of these traits; what makes a guy truly terrible is if he engages in these behaviors to a degree that it becomes an ongoing problem for the relationship.)



1. The offender: The guy who ignores you when you text or call.

What to watch for: His communication habits. A guy should respond to your texts or calls within a reasonable time frame. If he's taking an unusually long time to get back to you or ignoring some of your attempts to reach out altogether, cut bait. Nothing good comes from a guy who can't even push some buttons on a phone for you. In fact, you shouldn't be messing with someone who isn't regularly initiating communication with you. Yes, there are guys who do that. You want one of them.



2. The offender: The guy who cheats.

What to watch for: His ethical vibe and his selfishness level. Guys who cheat are weak creatures with weak moral frameworks. They're needs-driven, not principle-driven. What you want is a disciplined guy who plays fair and by the rules — a guy who gives you the sense that he would do the right thing even if it meant going without. If the guy you're with has a selfish streak or is coming off like he lacks character, move on. Cheaters are bullshit.



3. The offender: The guy with terrible conflict management skills.

What to watch for: His temperament. Be weary if he loses his temper easily or has a tendency to get defensive when you try to work through issues. A good guy will take an interest in your needs, listen to you when you have something to say, and communicate productively with you even when he doesn't agree. That guy's hot, not the one who bitches, shouts and throws shit around.



4. The offender: The guy with no manners or sense of romance.

What to watch for: Whether he cares about the little things. The big things are great but small gestures count for a lot and can make the difference between a relationship or a relationshit. If you've ever been with a guy who doesn't have a romantic or chivalrous bone in his body, you know how nice it feels when a guy opens a door for you, plans a romantic date, or texts you to tell you he's thinking of you for no reason. Some of us ladies need/expect more of this kind of stuff than others but we all need a little bit.



5. The offender: The guy who's hot and cold.

What to watch for: Consistency. Guys who are all over the place are seriously fucking annoying, not to  mention fucked up. They're not actually wavering or confused, they're just selfish and manipulative — they act like they want you when they're feeling bored, lonely or horny, and they go MIA when they don't need anything. Bottom line: Any guy who is not consistently making you a priority does not deserve your time, no matter how hot or charming he is.



6. The offender: The lazy guy.

What to watch for: How quickly he stops trying. Everyone gets a little lazy in relationships. That's not a big deal. What is a big deal is how quickly the laziness sets in and how dramatic the drop in effort is. If he stops doing the basics as soon as he has you, you might need to pull back until he gets his shit together and realizes that you have standards

[Renee]

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7. The offender: The guy whose life is just a fucking mess.

What to watch for: How he handles his career. Having a solid career is often a guy's biggest priority. So, if a guy's career isn't sorted out, he probably doesn't feel great about himself and other parts of his life are likely a mess too. At the very least, a dude needs to have a J-O-B that pays the bills. If he doesn't have that, it likely won't work and we don't recommend you stick around to find out.



8. The offender: The guy who cares more about his job than you.

What to watch for: His interest in balance. Like we said, a guy needs a job from which he draws income and some sense of self-worth. But taking that too far — by being a workaholic who always chooses to put work first — is not cool (exceptions include: brain surgeons, astronauts currently on mission, and members of Seal Team 6). If a guy wants to be with someone, he has to find time for them. If he's not willing or able to do that, he should just be by himself until he has more bandwidth. You deserve proper attention.



9. The offender: The guy who drinks way too much.....AKA...MEL

What to watch for: Restraint. Drinking is fun. Unless you don't know how to stop before it gets un-fun. If he has no self-control when it comes to the booze — signs include getting drunk (vs tipsy) when it's just the two of you (your dates should be more about connection than getting blasted), being overly interested in activities that involve tequila, not being able to go home before last call, and just generally loving alcohol way too much — you should exit the scene. This sitch is going to get way ugly before it gets better, if ever.



10. The offender: The guy who's not ready to commit (aka, the guy who just wants to hang out).

What to watch for: Momentum. Healthy relationships are always going somewhere: forward. When two people are really connecting, they move towards commitment, engagement, marriage or just towards building an ever more satisfying relationship and life together. As you get to know a guy, pay attention to whether that momentum is there. So many guys just want to hang out and kick it that you may not even know what forward propulsion looks like but, trust us, you'll know it when you see it. And if you're not feeling it, pull back. If he's ever going to treat you well, you disengaging will give him that chance to step up. If he doesn't, find someone who will.



11. The offender: The guy who's insecure......AKA MEL

What to watch for: His need for attention/validation. We all know that men have egos that require tending. But some men's egos are a real problem. Like the guy who's threatened by your success — he'll compete with you instead of being happy for you and he'll minimize your accomplishments to make you feel small. Or the guy who needs to show off — he's the one who flirts with waitresses in front of you and can't shut up about how hot his exes were or how many women want him. These guys aren't men, they're boys. Pass.



12. The offender: The guy who's cheap.

What to watch for: His generosity level. Did he pay for the first couple of dates? A guy doesn't need to be rich or pay for everything all the time but he should absolutely pay for the first date and, ideally, for the first few dates. After all, us women usually spend more just to get to a date — blow out, mani/pedi, waxing, new dress — than most dinners for two cost. Good men understand this and reward the effort. Also: when a guy is into you, he wants to pay because he wants to impress you with his ability to provide for you. It's a primal thing. Ergo: If the guy isn't paying, he's not into you. But whatevs... Go find someone who is!

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Unfortunately there are more of these types of assholes out there than you can shake a stick at. A Number "9" hangs out here regularly. Any guesses who he is?

[Premium Quality]

I feel for you good women, that have to deal with scum men like this.



Sadly, there just aren't enough Premium Quality men like me to go around.  I wish there was, for your sake...

[Premium Quality]

That's why it is all the more important for women, that if you do find a Premium Quality man, you should do all in your power to keep him!

[Premium Quality]

A Number "9" hangs out here regularly

Getting drunk is fun!



When living a life of leisure, with no children in the mix, people can often "indulge" more than others can, since their positions in life may be different.



It is all relative!

[Premium Quality]

I leave for a couple of days, and this place is dead...



DEAD!



The "other" place is getting dead also.  DEAD!



No posts in hours!



I fear that it may be too late to reverse the damages done...

[Premium Quality]

Trolling POF and FaceBook isn't exactly my style, but if I stay focused, clever and witty, only good things should come out of it.



Gotta do something!  Watched Forrest Gump last night, just 'cause.  Good movie, don't get me wrong!  However, cannot spend all my time watching Tom Hanks movies...

[Renee]

Lets play.

[Bitter Old Women]

Lets play.

Can't right now.  Might go visit the cemetery before it gets dark and they close the gates...

[Renee]

Lets play.

Can't right now.  Might go visit the cemetery before it gets dark and they close the gates...

Take some flowers with you.

[cc]

Lets play.

I have to watch this .. I just have to

[Renee]

I guess Mel went to the bone yard.....I hope he polices up his empties before he leaves. It would be rude to leave an empty 12 pack for the grounds crew to clean up.

[Renee]

I'm going to go ahead and add a thirteenth category of asshole....



13. The offender: The guy who stalks his ex.

This type of asshole can't accept that it's over. He thinks that by trolling his ex on dating sites or social media, he is clever and getting back at her for real or imagined wrongs and transgressions she committed in their previous relationship. This kind of asshole is usually best handled by the authorities and should be avoided at all costs. All too often he is also a combo of No. "9" and a No. "11".

[Reinforced Furniture]

Funny how Renee wants to chat, but constantly bans me also!  Intriguing!



And yes, I clean up my empties.  I'm not a pig!~

[Reinforced Furniture]

And there are flowers there already.  What do you take me for?  Some kind of uncultured hick?