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Re: Forum gossip thread by Herman

I Used To Have A Great ASS!!

Started by Anonymous, July 07, 2016, 06:13:37 PM

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Renee

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Money Banks"You hags can go stuff it.



Got more important things to do right now than battle with a power-hungry whale!  Lol!

You think Shen Li is a whale for Christ sakes. You like stick thin girls built like little boys.


He's referring to me Herm.



But now he has better things to do like stalk his ex and count the rum blossoms on his nose.

But, he wrote, women can't seem to keep the weight off as they age! This was after Shen Li said she wishes she could still fit into her jeans. Now either he thinks she was a whale or is one now.


Yeah but if you look, I'm the one he was referring to as a "power hungry whale".



But the truth is, Mel disparages all women every time he opens his mouth.
\"A man\'s rights rest in three boxes. The ballot-box, the jury-box and the cartridge-box.\"

Frederick Douglass, November 15, 1867.


Anonymous

Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Money Banks"You hags can go stuff it.



Got more important things to do right now than battle with a power-hungry whale!  Lol!

You think Shen Li is a whale for Christ sakes. You like stick thin girls built like little boys.


He's referring to me Herm.



But now he has better things to do like stalk his ex and count the rum blossoms on his nose.

But, he wrote, women can't seem to keep the weight off as they age! This was after Shen Li said she wishes she could still fit into her jeans. Now either he thinks she was a whale or is one now.

He'd be one of those hornballs that used to grab my ass when I was out and about.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Renee"
Quote from: "Herman"
Quote from: "Money Banks"You hags can go stuff it.



Got more important things to do right now than battle with a power-hungry whale!  Lol!

You think Shen Li is a whale for Christ sakes. You like stick thin girls built like little boys.


He's referring to me Herm.



But now he has better things to do like stalk his ex and count the rum blossoms on his nose.

But, he wrote, women can't seem to keep the weight off as they age! This was after Shen Li said she wishes she could still fit into her jeans. Now either he thinks she was a whale or is one now.


Yeah but if you look, I'm the one he was referring to as a "power hungry whale".



But the truth is, Mel disparages all women every time he opens his mouth.

I was talking about his first post in this thread. But, the way he is babbling on, who knows.

Anonymous


Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"I wish I could still wear these jeans. :mad:

I guess I missed it.....thankfully.

 :laugh:

Anonymous

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I wish I could still wear these jeans. :mad:

I guess I missed it.....thankfully.

 :laugh:

jealous ac_sothere

Anonymous

Quote from: "Shen Li"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Shen Li"I wish I could still wear these jeans. :mad:

I guess I missed it.....thankfully.

 :laugh:

jealous ac_sothere

You have a nice body, but I am not jealous.

Anonymous

Shen Li sure does have an awesome body.  ac_lovestruck

JOE

So...what does a Great Ass look like?



It seems like a subjective cultural construct ta me.



every ethnic group has its own ideal.



What looks normal to an African looks bulbulous and ginormous to a Chinese.



er...Pictures...anyone?

Anonymous

Quote from: "JOE"So...what does a Great Ass look like?



It seems like a subjective cultural construct ta me.



every ethnic group has its own ideal.



What looks normal to an African looks bulbulous and ginormous to a Chinese.



er...Pictures...anyone?

The fact you have to ask that question makes me think you have had much action in your elderly life.

Big Stud

Quote from: "JOE"er...Pictures...anyone?


She had a pic up earlier.



However, it was an old pick, and her ass is apparently much larger now.



Women, get your asses to the gym!

Anonymous

Quote from: "Big Stud"
Quote from: "JOE"er...Pictures...anyone?


She had a pic up earlier.



However, it was an old pick, and her ass is apparently much larger now.



Women, get your asses to the gym!

I never said that. My body has changed though.

Big Stud

You said your ass doesn't fit in those jeans anymore.



It is possible that they're too big now, but let's be honest...



So, if they don't fit, one can deduce that your ass doesn't fit in them anymore.  That means your ass is fatter.



Don't have to be Poirot to figure this mystery out.

Anonymous

No, I still have 40 inch hips. My waist has changed.

Big Stud

No way a waistline can increase without the ass getting larger also...  Don't try to fool Uncle Mel.

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