My Friend is a Drunk

[kiebers]

Please make up a new friend with a whole different set of life circumstances so you express your faux concern.

Not sure he can Renee...

A divorced friend of mine told me he's broke...

Another divorced friend of mine is broke b/c of his ex

A divorced friend of mine is hounded by ex for more money

A divorced friend is thinking of putting his possessions....

A young friend of mine is starting to lose his hair...

A friend of mine has really aged over the past year

When it's time to dump a lady friend...

Spoke with a friend in a lotta trouble today...

My friend is 'pregnant' again...

A friend of mine recently had a Baby...

Going against a Friend

A friend of mine told me his daughter left her husband

So what should I do with my new 20 something friend?

A facebook friend posted a pic of herself in a 'mixed bath'

A Lady Friend of mine made it into Vogue Magazine...

A Friend of Mine has body proportions like the Golden Mean

[Anonymous]

Joe sure is a popular guy. He's got a boatload of friends.

[RW]

I am a millionaire, so I can do things differently than you.



I also have no children.



I also have a good physique.



Eat my shit!

You have money.

You have no kids.

You have a good physique.

And you still can't get a date.



You are damaged goods.

[Renee]

I am a millionaire, so I can do things differently than you.



I also have no children.



I also have a good physique.



Eat my shit!

You have money.

You have no kids.

You have a good physique.

And you still can't get a date.



You are damaged goods.

Oh he could get a date....the fat hags are just beating down his door but he's not interested.



Mel's just being decerning. He's waiting for Jennifer Aniston to recognize what a catch he is.  

[cc]

My friend ..............

Joe has no real friends



He does have several imaginary ones. Should that count?

[Angry White Male]

Mel's just being decerning. He's waiting for Jennifer Aniston to recognize what a catch he is.  

You truly are correct, Renee.



I actually am waiting for that, or an equivalent.



Why shouldn't I?



I take care of my household and finances very well.  I don't need a female to be my servant, nor do I want her to be.



Why should I settle for some fat fucking whale (no personal offence to you), with 10 fucking problem kids, looking for Mr. Moneybags?



It's easier for me to just jerk off watching porn, as the end result is often exactly the same with Western women.



What would you do in my position?

[Renee]

Mel's just being decerning. He's waiting for Jennifer Aniston to recognize what a catch he is.  

You truly are correct, Renee.



I actually am waiting for that, or an equivalent.



Why shouldn't I?



I take care of my household and finances very well.  I don't need a female to be my servant, nor do I want her to be.



Why should I settle for some fat fucking whale (no personal offence to you), with 10 fucking problem kids, looking for Mr. Moneybags?



It's easier for me to just jerk off watching porn, as the end result is often exactly the same with Western women.



What would you do in my position?

Mel, given how and what you are......you should either be grateful for what you get OR stay away from women altogether. You are a train wreck.....a mess.....a loser. Any women worth anything will RUN from you like a convict escaping a chain gang.



As for what I would do in your position.....I'm not you and thankfully never will be so I can't really say but if I have to hazard a guess....I'd say "die alone".

[Angry White Male]

I'd say "die alone".

I am prepared to do so, as unfortunate as that is!

[Renee]

I'd say "die alone".

I am prepared to do so, as unfortunate as that is!

"Unfortunate" for who?



Certainly not for any brain dead skank, dumb enough to get hooked up with you....Certainty not society........



Just because you sold your parents hovel and made a few dimes, it doesn't change the fact that you are a loser....a fringe dweller....a non entity. You could disappear this instant and no one would miss you......Oh scratch that.....whoever sells you your booze would miss you. It would probably cut their monthly income down by half.....so I guess you got that going for you.

[Angry White Male]

That's all fine and dandy, Renee.



I am prepared to accept this potential fate.



It certainly wouldn't be any worse than living with someone like you!

[Renee]

That's all fine and dandy, Renee.



I am prepared to accept this potential fate.



It certainly wouldn't be any worse than living with someone like you!

You could never be lucky enough to live with someone like me.....your life and mine don't match.....I have family and people who care about me.....you don't.....you don't even have a dog that would get upset over an empty food dish should you disappear.

[Angry White Male]

I roll solo, that I admit.



I have nobody around.



In one way that's comforting...  Peace of mind.



In another, it saddens me.  It really does.

[Renee]

I roll solo, that I admit.



I have nobody around.



In one way that's comforting...  Peace of mind.



In another, it saddens me.  It really does.

I hear you....but it's for the best.



For some people that's just the way it is and the way it should be.

[Angry White Male]

Are you alone most of the time, Renee?

[Angry White Male]

I am alone most of the time now.



I don't really like this...  My ex brought a great "grounding" if you will, to my life.



I am now probably on a path to slow death.  In fact, I know I am.



Being alone, can be a good thing.  It can also be not so good...