Predict something about the person above's future.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Wakes up dead.

[Anonymous]

Wakes up and realizes he's not in his twenties.

[Thiel]

Will be offered a cabinet position in the new independence leaning presidency of Taiwan. Something that involves diplomacy.

[Berry Sweet]

Starts an online business selling bras for men.  Makes a killing and buys Berry a yacht.

[Thiel]

Win win

[Anonymous]

After his company's initial public offering, uses a pump and dump scheme, cashes out at the right time, makes a fortune, leaves investors broke and retires to Panama with his houseboy Ricardo.

[Anonymous]

Will change his name to Ricardo.

 

[Bricktop]

Will change her name to Lucy.

[Anonymous]

Will watch the I Love Lucy Christmas special. No wait, that will be me.

[RW]

Will watch the I Love Lucy Christmas special.

[Bricktop]

Hey!!



That's a cheat.



Will buy a PS4 for Xmas.

[Anonymous]

Wants a Play Station for Christmas.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Wants a Asian woman for xmas as a Play Station. Will fuck white trash for beers.

[Anonymous]

Also wants an Asian woman for X-mas as a play station. Will settle for fat old white Australian trash like caskur and a few beers.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Wishes she was my bar fine for long time.