ATTN: Beautiful Women of the Forumz!

[Angry White Male]

I have an issue that is perplexing to me, and perhaps you can help me to understand...



How the fuck can your vaginas become so stretched out, worn out, and loosened, that it would require toys of this magnitude?



No troll...  Honest question.

[RW]

The walls of the vagina are pleated. Usually, these folds lie compressed against each other but when they need to open these folds separate and widen.



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Those dildos are small compared to babies which pass through vaginas of women everyday.



Some women enjoy the feeling of being full or stretched.  Some men do as well.  Remember, vaginas aren't the only place you can put a dildo.

[Wulf]

Mel should know that the majority of the giant dildos out there are designed with men's butts in mind. Why he is playing these coy games, is anyone's guess.



Now on a personal note, I have yet to come across a woman that enjoys having one of those monster dicks, artificial or otherwise, shoved into their nethers. And that folks, explains my lack of luck with finding a woman that I'm compatible with.



I know, it's a curse.

[RW]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

[Wulf]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

And I'm sure you know hundreds of them.



You know, I was trying to be nice here. Now the gloves are off.

[Angry White Male]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

I have a feeling you own one of these monster rubber dicks...  Am I right?

[RW]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

And I'm sure you know hundreds of them.



You know, I was trying to be nice here. Now the gloves are off.

You knew it had to be said.



Here, to make it up to you, I'll send you this book that was just laying around my house:



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[RW]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

I have a feeling you own one of these monster rubber dicks...  Am I right?

You're a fucking pig.

[Angry White Male]

[You're a fucking pig.

Why so hostile?  Just asked if you owned one of the monster rubber dicks.



Judging by your hostility, it is likely that you actually own a variety of these monster cocks.

[RW]

[You're a fucking pig.

Why so hostile?  Just asked if you owned one of the monster rubber dicks.



Judging by your hostility, it is likely that you actually own a variety of these monster cocks.

You have no business asking me that question just as I wouldn't ask the same thing of you.  It's boorish.

[Angry White Male]

I bet you make your husband wear the strap-on in the bottom pic...



Just admit it... it's the only way you can be fulfilled.

[Wulf]

Says every guy with a 6 inch pecker.

And I'm sure you know hundreds of them.



You know, I was trying to be nice here. Now the gloves are off.

You knew it had to be said.



Here, to make it up to you, I'll send you this book that was just laying around my house:



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Thanks but no thanks.



I already have a copy.



Now if you just find that copy of "Living with a Giant Vagina" you can send it to Mel and he can share it with TD and that Irish Kam guy.  ac_biggrin

[RW]

I'm afraid I don't have that one kicking around the house.

[Blurt]

A bit of advice: do not buy second hand dildos.



Even if their price is appealing to cheap folks like Mel, their use presents an inherent risk.



They may have belonged to Scouse or Irish Kam, for instance.

[Angry White Male]

I'm not cheap!  I'm quite generous, actually...



And if RW did take up my offer to come visit me when she was in town, I would have had no issues purchasing the strap-on in the bottom pic NEW, so she could be satisfied.



Only then, would I then sell it to you, Blurt.  A quick alcohol wipedown would make it good as new for you and your next partner...