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2nd Amendment being amended to include......

Started by kiebers, December 19, 2016, 08:42:00 AM

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kiebers

The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.


">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nli4AO5H3ek



http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-bea ... tions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

RW

Those clerks don't dick around....or do they ;)
Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

if you attack someone with a vibrator, do the cops add up the D cells and charge with a separate count of 'battery' for each? and if you hit them with a sex doll, is that assault with a weapon? or do they just count the sex doll as an accomplice?

RW

Very good questions.  The vibe I'm getting is that these women would get off with nothing.
Beware of Gaslighters!

deadskinmask

Quote from: "RW"Very good questions.  The vibe I'm getting is that these women would get off with nothing.

:laugh:

kiebers

I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.


">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nli4AO5H3ek



http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-bea ... tions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace
Improvised weapons. They must have watched a lot of Jackie Chan movies.

JOE

Them are shore 2 Ugly Women, Kahbuzz.



Maybe their appearance scared him off instead, eh?



Hope they're not your type, eh K.


Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.


">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nli4AO5H3ek



http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-bea ... tions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace

kiebers

Quote from: "JOE"Them are shore 2 Ugly Women, Kahbuzz.



Maybe their appearance scared him off instead, eh?



Hope they're not your type, eh K.



I wouldn't know if they were "my type" until I got to know them. Sorry J0E, I'm just not a superficial person like you.
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Anonymous

Quote from: "kiebers"The right to keep and bear SEX TOYS!!!!!!!!


QuoteSAN BERNARDINO, CA – A would-be robber got more than he bargained for when he decided to hold up the clerks at an adult 'romantic fun' shop this week. Rather than walking out with cash, he was chased out by a woman throwing sex toys at him.


">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nli4AO5H3ek



http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-bea ... tions-lace">http://patch.com/california/banning-beaumont/woman-uses-adult-toys-fend-armed-would-be-robber-lotions-lace
 :roll:

Wulf

Those two beasts should have gang raped that hapless fool with a dry fuck stick. :laugh3:

Bricktop


Angry White Male

If they had access to RW's stash of massive rubber dicks, you'd be able to smash their skulls with a blow similar to a baseball bat...

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