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Started by JOE, December 18, 2016, 02:19:02 PM

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JOE

Seem to have a head cold & a bit of the flu.



You see, we West Coast types weren't made for the cold weather.



Anything below 0 C wreaks havoc on our immune systems.



We aren't tough like y'all prairie folk, who manage stay warm with a diet of perogies, onions and whiskey.



Had to tell it like it is, folks

Berry Sweet

Deja vu, Joe...



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Anonymous

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Deja vu, Joe...



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 :roll:

RW

Beware of Gaslighters!

kiebers

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Deja vu, Joe...

I know right. Didn't get the sympathy he wanted at VF, or the shit stirred either...LOL
I've learned that if someone asks you a really stupid question and you reply by telling them what time it is, they'll leave you alone

Aryan

Its all that Trump hate, its bound to have a negative effect on a person's immune system, sort of like AIDS...

Wulf

Quote from: "JOE"Seem to have a head cold & a bit of the flu.



You see, we West Coast types weren't made for the cold weather.



Anything below 0 C wreaks havoc on our immune systems.



We aren't tough like y'all prairie folk, who manage stay warm with a diet of perogies, onions and whiskey.



Had to tell it like it is, folks


Take an aspirin and STFU.

JOE

Quote from: "kiebers"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"Deja vu, Joe...

I know right. Didn't get the sympathy he wanted at VF, or the shit stirred either...LOL


Kahbuzz, ahm real mayed!



Ya made me mayed, buddih!



In the words of Blurtrude earlier....


QuoteOberon thinks I am not a good fit for this board. His opinion is shared, by the sound of it.



No hard feelings.



I wish you all well.



Perhaps we'll speak again in 2019, when Trump is impeached.


So jes' like Blurt, ahm throwin' a hissyfit! Ya hear! A hissyfit!



An y'all none gonna be better for it, Kahbuzz!



Like our friend Blurt, I'm gonna play the part of the drama queen and leave this board too!



Harumph!  :laugh:

Aryan

LOL @ Blurtrude.  He does act like a bit of a diva at times...

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"Its all that Trump hate, its bound to have a negative effect on a person's immune system, sort of like AIDS...

Nah, it's sexual frustration. Joe hasn't been laid in over thirty years.

Aryan

Fuck, he must have a major case of pumpkin balls.  :shock:

Anonymous

Quote from: "SCOUSE"Fuck, he must have a major case of pumpkin balls.  :shock:

Joe has balls?

JOE

Well folks, I've started to recover a bit since the temperatures rose above 0 celsius. Man, I don't know how you prairie folk kin stand those -30 temperatures. -5 to -10 knocked the wind outta me.



Oh well, gotta start buildin' up some immunity 'til the next coldspell comes 'round in January sometime.



Wish me luck!

cc

Attention Admin:



Would you please make another headline category for "Joe's health and dumb statements"



So that it will always be right there in front of us
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Romero

Quote from: "JOE"Well folks, I've started to recover a bit since the temperatures rose above 0 celsius. Man, I don't know how you prairie folk kin stand those -30 temperatures. -5 to -10 knocked the wind outta me.



Oh well, gotta start buildin' up some immunity 'til the next coldspell comes 'round in January sometime.



Wish me luck!

Good luck!