Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweats...

[Angry White Male]

As the Holidays are almost upon us, now is the time for us to think of those less fortunate...



So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets.  I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.



Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?

[Wulf]

How about some vinegar and a turkey baster?

[Angry White Male]

I'm thinking more like just the essentials for her and Little One...

[Aryan]

I'm thinking more like just the essentials for her and Little One...

Like alcohol?

[Angry White Male]

Like alcohol?

Sadly, yes.



Where she lives, bringing home a flat of Pabst Blue Ribbon is like winning the lottery...



Her poor kid...

[Wulf]

I'm thinking more like just the essentials for her and Little One...

Ah, okay, pardon me.



So in this case you don't think a good douche is essential?

[RW]

Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.



Oh wait.  That's what I want for X-mas.

[Wulf]

Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.



Oh wait.  That's what I want for X-mas.

You get a lump of coal, bitch and be thankful for it.

[Angry White Male]

So in this case you don't think a good douche is essential?

Perhaps we'd need Berry's input as to whether this would be a good addition...  More than likely it wouldn't hurt to throw in a Massengill disposable douche.  I don't think they're that expensive.



That way she can be 'fresh' the next time she prowls the Reserve for her next boyfriend.

[RW]

Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.



Oh wait.  That's what I want for X-mas.

You get a lump of coal, bitch and be thankful for it.

I meant Mel but thanks!  That's more than I want for X-mas.

[Angry White Male]

Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.



Oh wait.  That's what I want for X-mas.

Are you going to be a part of the problem, or part of the solution?



I'm trying to brighten up the Christmas here, of someone in need!

[RW]

Your hands really really need breaking.

[Wulf]

Take a ball-peen hammer to your hands then send her a picture of your mangled digits.



Oh wait.  That's what I want for X-mas.

Are you going to be a part of the problem, or part of the solution?



I'm trying to brighten up the Christmas here, of someone in need!

Ironically I tried to do the same for you in the "I've been asked to leave" thread but apparently no one wanted to contribute.

[Angry White Male]

Life is especially hard around the Holidays!

[Anonymous]

As the Holidays are almost upon us, now is the time for us to think of those less fortunate...



So, I would like to do my part and assemble a Christmas Hamper for Berry Sweets.  I figure a good start would be non-perishable food items.



Anyone else have suggestions as to what I could include in this Christmas Hamper?

What's your problem with Berry Sweet? She seems like a good kid. Or do you have a crush on her and she wants nothing to do with you?