Dont you hate it when....

[Berry Sweet]

....one nostril is plugged up....and when you roll over it clears but the other nostril then gets plugged....

[Anonymous]

....one nostril is plugged up....and when you roll over it clears but the other nostril then gets plugged....

You have a cold Berry?

[Anonymous]

....one nostril is plugged up....and when you roll over it clears but the other nostril then gets plugged....

Colds suck.

[Bricktop]

Either that, or she's out of Kleenex.

[Anonymous]

I saw a product advertised that is supposed to open up nasal passages by sucking the cold out of your nose.

[Aryan]

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[Anonymous]

http://www.gdcooper.co.uk/images/products/small/1797.jpg">

Nah, that's not it. It was like a vacuum that sucks the cold right out of the person. It was either electric or battery operated.

[Aryan]

No idea, but that Vicks stuff works a treat anyways, been using it since I was a nipper.

[Anonymous]

No idea, but that Vicks stuff works a treat anyways, been using it since I was a nipper.

WHAT THE FUCK?? You used to be East Asian??

[Aryan]

Lol nipper is slang for kid...

[Anonymous]

Lol nipper is slang for kid...

Oh. Means something else here.

[Anonymous]

No idea, but that Vicks stuff works a treat anyways, been using it since I was a nipper.

WHAT THE FUCK?? You used to be East Asian??

 

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I hate it when



You spit out the car window and the windows wound up

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I hate it when



You just had a wank and ya long lost girlfriend rings up wanting a root

[Anonymous]

I hate it when the company adds another cumbersome rule.