I want to lose weight off my ass

[Anonymous]

With my horny old mother and nigger husband at work, all I do is sit around the house drinking mojitos and eating KFC. Is there any way I could lose weight off my huge ugly ass without doing any exercise or giving up mojitos and KFC?



Serious responses only please.

[IRISH KAM]

Just go on a Colombian diet .



All ya have to do is sniff .........an the weight will drop off ya Fat Greasy Yellow Misshapen Ass .

[Anonymous]

I gave you your fat flat ass, alcoholism, and fishy smelling vagina. Non refundable. Live with them. I let my only son die on a couple of wooden 4x4s. What makes you so special, Ling Ling?



Signed,



God

[IRISH KAM]

Synthol fo life DILF .



" That dirty Monkey was beatin my Hood " !



Its ma money Bitch ........i earnt it !



That was the first time i s***** D*** fo Crack .....................



Im Rick James BITCH ! ( Hold ma drink bitch , im Rick James )

[Anonymous]

I gave you your fat flat ass, alcoholism, and fishy smelling vagina. Non refundable. Live with them. I let my only son die on a couple of wooden 4x4s. What makes you so special, Ling Ling?



Signed,



God

Infidel, blasphemer, Allah will smite thee.

[IRISH KAM]

My dog just Farted .