Advice for my sons on who not to date

[Frood]

I'm happy for them to fall in love with whomever they like and wherever they're from but for obvious reasons I advice them to stay away from Philippinas, Russians, Thai, Italian, and Islamic women as they generally can't be trusted with other peoples money or maintaining a cool head.



What advice do you offer your children about dating or marriage?

[RW]

I advise people don't invent children to give imaginary advice to.

[Frood]

Not the question asked.

[Aryan]

I'd advise mine to keep away from predators like Semenmajor, along with of course muslim grooming gangs (in the case of daughters) and phaggots in general.

[Anonymous]

I advise people don't invent children to give imaginary advice to.

At least he doesn't pretend to have black triplets like that drunken wanker Odinson.

[RW]

I ignore that shit stain.

[Frood]

I have a number of children, most of whom are in their twenties now. Little one is 5 though. I'm finished having kids now. Me time free time.

[Anonymous]

I ignore that shit stain.

Ya, I should too. I would like to punch him out though.

[RW]

I have a number of children, most of whom are in their twenties now. Little one is 5 though. I'm finished having kids now. Me time free time.

See, the thing is Dink, once you bullshit, everything you say comes into question,

[Frood]

I have a number of children, most of whom are in their twenties now. Little one is 5 though. I'm finished having kids now. Me time free time.

See, the thing is Dink, once you bullshit, everything you say comes into question,

I don't bullshit however some bullshitters continue to bullshit about me being a bullshitter.



Which is obviously unsubstantiated bullshit on their parts.  ac_hithere

[Anonymous]

I have a number of children, most of whom are in their twenties now. Little one is 5 though. I'm finished having kids now. Me time free time.

See, the thing is Dink, once you bullshit, everything you say comes into question,

He told Crow he had a girlfriend and a kid.

[Frood]

Who did that?

[Anonymous]

I advise people don't invent children to give imaginary advice to.

 

[Frood]

Anyway, back to the topic. What advice have you given or will you give to your children about dating and marriage?

[Bricktop]

I'm happy for them to fall in love with whomever they like and wherever they're from but for obvious reasons I advice them to stay away from Philippinas, Russians, Thai, Italian, and Islamic women as they generally can't be trusted with other peoples money or maintaining a cool head.



What advice do you offer your children about dating or marriage?

Don't believe everything people say.



Oh, you mean to THEM?



Fuck knows. They don't exist.