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Lab Flaker

#8850
October 11, 2024, 02:20:04 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:17:34 AM:crampe:

I'm public enemy number one in the Matrix, Im a Southern, Straight, White, Christian, Constitutional, Family, MAN!!!  :yeahhh:

Things could be worse...you could be changing shitty nappies and listening to screeching that tests the eardrums!

Blazor

#8851
October 11, 2024, 02:20:16 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 01:24:38 AMReal arse with a bit of hail damage!



9.5/10
Very good rating.

Hail damage? Those are meteorite craters, I've seen the same damn thing on the moon!  :crampe:
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8852
October 11, 2024, 02:21:23 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:15:05 AMShit a brick! Sorry bro. I recall you telling me this, but I had forgotten. Does she still live in your town?

It's ok lol. Nah, she moved an hour away.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8853
October 11, 2024, 02:22:32 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:17:17 AMYou don't want to bring a kid into this world so late in life anyway...what was she thinking?

I don't know man, my Great great great Grandpa didn't have his first kid til he was 55, and had about 8 or so til he was 75!!!! Had his last kid at 75!!! Can you imagine!? lol
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8854
October 11, 2024, 02:23:50 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:20:04 AMThings could be worse...you could be changing shitty nappies and listening to screeching that tests the eardrums!

I'm jus sayin', according to THEM, Im the number one enemy. If you believe that shit lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

#8855
October 11, 2024, 02:24:17 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:20:16 AMHail damage? Those are meteorite craters, I've seen the same damn thing on the moon!  :crampe:

Fucking hell. Most women have cellulite. You might as well become a priest!  :crampe:
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Lab Flaker

#8856
October 11, 2024, 02:26:06 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:23:50 AMI'm jus sayin', according to THEM, Im the number one enemy. If you believe that shit lol.

Well you dodged a bullet. Thank God our kids are already grown up.

Blazor

#8857
October 11, 2024, 02:31:49 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:24:17 AMFucking hell. Most women have cellulite. You might as well become a priest!  :crampe:

Not fit gals lol. I'm fit, I want the same out of a gal.

Hell dude, Im looking like you these days, my ass is gone lol, I just have a back with a hole in it now  :crampe:

My one friend said "Blaze, you got two snuff cans for ass cheeks"  :crampe:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8858
October 11, 2024, 02:32:26 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:26:06 AMWell you dodged a bullet. Thank God our kids are already grown up.

Oh I know..... but grandkids are on the horizon!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8859
October 11, 2024, 02:37:29 AM
Off subject, but today was the day both my wife and my lil sis died.
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Lab Flaker

#8860
October 11, 2024, 02:41:59 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:37:29 AMOff subject, but today was the day both my wife and my lil sis died.

Chin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?

Blazor

#8861
October 11, 2024, 02:46:31 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:41:59 AMChin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?



Upper half is off the hook! Lower half.... too many Krabby Patties, lulz.
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I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

#8862
October 11, 2024, 02:48:03 AM
Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:41:59 AMChin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?



Not gonna lie though, at this point, I'd prolly hit it lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Lab Flaker

#8863
October 11, 2024, 02:48:20 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:46:31 AMUpper half is off the hook! Lower half.... too many Krabby Patties, lulz.

So an 8/10?
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Lab Flaker

#8864
October 11, 2024, 02:49:18 AM
Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:48:03 AMNot gonna lie though, at this point, I'd prolly hit it lol.
Would you rest your chin on her perineum? Lulz
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