Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:17:34 AM

I'm public enemy number one in the Matrix, Im a Southern, Straight, White, Christian, Constitutional, Family, MAN!!! 

Things could be worse...you could be changing shitty nappies and listening to screeching that tests the eardrums!

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 01:24:38 AMReal arse with a bit of hail damage!



9.5/10
Very good rating.

Hail damage? Those are meteorite craters, I've seen the same damn thing on the moon! 

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:15:05 AMShit a brick! Sorry bro. I recall you telling me this, but I had forgotten. Does she still live in your town?

It's ok lol. Nah, she moved an hour away.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:17:17 AMYou don't want to bring a kid into this world so late in life anyway...what was she thinking?

I don't know man, my Great great great Grandpa didn't have his first kid til he was 55, and had about 8 or so til he was 75!!!! Had his last kid at 75!!! Can you imagine!? lol

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:20:04 AMThings could be worse...you could be changing shitty nappies and listening to screeching that tests the eardrums!

I'm jus sayin', according to THEM, Im the number one enemy. If you believe that shit lol.

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:20:16 AMHail damage? Those are meteorite craters, I've seen the same damn thing on the moon! 

Fucking hell. Most women have cellulite. You might as well become a priest! 

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:23:50 AMI'm jus sayin', according to THEM, Im the number one enemy. If you believe that shit lol.

Well you dodged a bullet. Thank God our kids are already grown up.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:24:17 AMFucking hell. Most women have cellulite. You might as well become a priest! 

Not fit gals lol. I'm fit, I want the same out of a gal.

Hell dude, Im looking like you these days, my ass is gone lol, I just have a back with a hole in it now 

My one friend said "Blaze, you got two snuff cans for ass cheeks" 

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:26:06 AMWell you dodged a bullet. Thank God our kids are already grown up.

Oh I know..... but grandkids are on the horizon!

Off subject, but today was the day both my wife and my lil sis died.

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:37:29 AMOff subject, but today was the day both my wife and my lil sis died.

Chin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:41:59 AMChin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?

Upper half is off the hook! Lower half.... too many Krabby Patties, lulz.

Quote from: Lab Flaker on October 11, 2024, 02:41:59 AMChin up brother.

Butt back on topic... what's your rating on this number?

Not gonna lie though, at this point, I'd prolly hit it lol.

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:46:31 AMUpper half is off the hook! Lower half.... too many Krabby Patties, lulz.

So an 8/10?

Quote from: Blazor on October 11, 2024, 02:48:03 AMNot gonna lie though, at this point, I'd prolly hit it lol.

Would you rest your chin on her perineum? Lulz