Retard Handles...

[Angry White Male]

...on doors.  What are your thoughts?



My condo came equipped with retard handles, since new builds require them.



Of course, I ended up replacing them with regular door knobs.  Since I like quality, I went with Shlage.



This was a cost to me, to replace the retard handles.



Perhaps if the retards cannot operate a door knob, maybe they shouldn't be let out of the group home in the first place.



In fact, retards shouldn't be let out of the home altogether.  It makes me uncomfortable when I see them out for their "group walks"...  Their funny faces making funny grunts and noises.  Nobody needs to see that.



Damn retards with their gimped hands, bodies and minds.

[Renee]

Priceless....a fucking door knob, bitching about door knobs....



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You can't make this shit up.....  

[kiebers]

I thought he was talking about retard handles like "angry white male".    

[Anonymous]

I thought he was talking about retard handles like "angry white male".    

 ac_toofunny

[Berry Sweet]

 seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...

[Anonymous]

The last thing I thought this thread would be about are door handles.

[Berry Sweet]

Maybe its a special Shlong handle that is attatched to his electronics to help unlock his online handles.  Easier to use his mouth or ass.



Maybe there is one he can use that requires tears?

[Anonymous]

^^A definite possibility.

[RW]

 seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...

 :MG_216:



I'm dying!!!!  BUAHAHAHA!!!!

[Renee]

 seems legit.



Looks like he went with Shlong.  Now he can open doors with his mouth and ass...

Alright, that's a...



Wish I'd of thought of that one....

[Angry White Male]

It appears that a fair amount of posters here rely on lever-style door handles.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised...

[Renee]

It appears that a fair amount of posters here rely on lever-style door handles.  I guess I shouldn't be surprised...

Well if you didn't live in government subsidized housing where handicapped codes are enforced, you wouldn't have to worry about those horrible door handles.....



You would only have to worry about blowing over the legal limit and your eventual liver failure.....



BTW, speaking of livers....if I were you, I would get on the list now for a transplant...I imagine that in a government controlled medical situation, drunks like you would go to the bottom of the pile in favor of those more deserving.

[realgrimm]

[Anonymous]

[Anonymous]

This is the first thread I ever read about handles of the door variety.