I pissed the damn bed again...

[Anonymous]

I heard he was tying the knot with Gordy...



The news came as a shock to me, but who am I to interfere when it's true love?

So, back off Mel..



Seoul and GORDY are very much in love..



I know you've had your eye on Seoul for a long time, but you can't have him.

[Angry White Male]

It's all for the best...  



Again, I remain single, and nobody else has to wake up in my ice cold piss.



It's for the best.



You know, Fash...  There is a reason I ensured I never fathered any children...  I've fucked enough bitches...  There's a reason I do what I do.

[Renee]

I have no words.....

[Odinson]

I drink a lot but I have never peed my bed..



Or pissed in my pants.

[Anonymous]

I have no words.....

That's understandable Renee.

[Blurt]

I have a spare bed I can sleep on for a couple of days while the vinegar dries and neutralizes the piss!

Avoid the couch.

[Anonymous]

Yup, it's true.

I am so glad I quit.

[Renee]

I have no words.....

That's understandable Renee.

Not for me it isn't.



What in fuck's name would make a grown man brag about wetting his bed.



I guess booze really does strip you of your dignity.

[Blurt]

And of your bed sheets.

[Anonymous]

I have no words.....

That's understandable Renee.

Not for me it isn't.



What in fuck's name would make a grown man brag about wetting his bed.



I guess booze really does strip you of your dignity.

Mel's troll schtick ismaking himself look as pathetic as possible. Someone here has to pick up the slack now that Green Hornut is history.

[Renee]

Well, I suppose it could be worse.



He could tell us all about how he shits in the shower and then does the waffle stomp......

[Anonymous]

Well, I suppose it could be worse.



He could tell us all about how he shits in the shower and then does the waffle stomp......

Didn't he take pictures of his bowel movements and post it on VF?

[Renee]

Well, I suppose it could be worse.



He could tell us all about how he shits in the shower and then does the waffle stomp......

Didn't he take pictures of his bowel movements and post it on VF?

He may have. If he did, I'm certain I blocked it out my head.



I do recall the pics of the bloody toilet paper that he used to staunch his bleeding asshole though.....  



Sad fucken state of affairs.  

[Blurt]

No. That was GD.



Mel soiling himself is usually accidental.



His threads are on purpose, though.

[Renee]

No. That was GD.



Mel soiling himself is usually accidental.



His threads are on purpose, though.

Yeah, Mel only shits himself at the conclusion of a date.