ATTN: Berry Sweet

[Angry White Male]

I'm afraid that we cannot meet up anymore...  I texted my ex, and she likes me again.  She wants to come down and visit me next weekend.  Yes, I know, I know...



The problem is, once they get a taste of the Ace, it is impossible for them to ever move on.  I am 100% quality, and almost impossible to top.



I know we had plans...  I was actually thinking about taking you on a road trip down to Oregon to visit the Tillamook factory, but we cannot do that anymore...  No more Tillamook trip.



TILLAMOOK!



I do apologize, and hope that one day you'll find another nice white boy.

[Anonymous]

I got to get a summer golf trip to BC. Maybe around Kelowna.

[Angry White Male]

Kelowna is good, especially for golfing.



You know?  If land was cheaper, and there were more jobs there, I'd seriously consider moving to the Okanagan.



Still lots of white people there.



I may move to a small Okanagan town come retirement, should I live that long!

[Anonymous]

Kelowna is good, especially for golfing.



You know?  If land was cheaper, and there were more jobs there, I'd seriously consider moving to the Okanagan.



Still lots of white people there.



I may move to a small Okanagan town come retirement, should I live that long!

Lots of white people in the Okanagan? I aint going there if that's the case.

[Angry White Male]

Oh yeah!  Some of the smaller towns especially, are essentially Whitesville!



Don't worry though...  Whites and Asians typically get along pretty well these days.

[Berry Sweet]

Excuses excuses...everyone knows you want me to have your baby.

[Angry White Male]

Ace has a "no child" policy.  Kids just cramp my style.

[Berry Sweet]

its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

[Anonymous]

Oh yeah!  Some of the smaller towns especially, are essentially Whitesville!



Don't worry though...  Whites and Asians typically get along pretty well these days.

That's what my white gf tells me.

[Angry White Male]

its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.

[Angry White Male]

That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.

[Anonymous]

That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.

What can I tel you. I beat the odds.

[Berry Sweet]

its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.

Blah blah..whatever...remember the time you said you wa yed to breathe my farts? Well I got some going on right now...get over here stick your nostrils right on my cornholio and breathe that wind!!  Instant natural high!

[Bricktop]

 

[Berry Sweet]

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