Ace here is a driving lesson for you.

[Angry White Male]

The new 5.0 Coyote would run circles around any of the aforementioned...  Check your shit!

[Bricktop]

As I have said, in a straight line it would get its nose in front.



Once it's time for braking and turning, it's bye bye. I've driven it, bozo.



I know how it goes.

[Angry White Male]

Bozo?



You have not driven a Coyote Mustang, since you probably cannot afford one.



Stop trying to play tough...

[GORDY GAMBINO]

My Honda;



5.8 seconds to reach 60 mph, and it did the quarter mile in 14.2 at 98.1



And it's a normally aspirated 2 litre.





and



Just for fun, I've pulled up the performance specs of a stock GTHO Falcon:



1971 Falcon GTHO: 0 - 60 mph - 8.4 seconds.



1/4 mile: 14.4 seconds



My Mustang: 0 - 60 mph - 5.1 seconds.



1/4 mile: 13.6 seconds.





so a Honda 2 litre beats a fucken Phase 3



BULLSHIT

[Bricktop]

*sigh*...

[GORDY GAMBINO]

You rooted for Holden it's quite clear



Oh ya Toranas good at cornering



So what we are talking yellow sticker burn outs for excitement



Gimme Phase 3 mate



catch me if ya can

[Bricktop]

Tea Tree Gully pub to Chain of Ponds.



But there is a problem.



I have a Honda S2000.



You don't have a Phase 3.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I know you have tried you hardest over the years to get to me.



In light of the true but unsigned confession in the last line, I shall now take my service sub machine gun and shoot my brains out.





KABAAAAM !!!!!!

[GORDY GAMBINO]

I'm back folks.



Target not hit target not hit.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Mate that was on the list I drew up...lhs all the shit that happens in ya life and yep......No. 3 ...failure to ever own a genuine Phase 3.



Entry on rhs says...thank fuck for that trying to do security on a genuine...same same as wearing gold at home.....pattaya.

[Bricktop]

Phase 3's are always coming up on auction sites.



Or shitbox Monaros if you have no pride at all.



A man of your means should be able to choke up half a mill.



But, when you come to Adelaide, I'll give you a spin in the S2. Tea Tree Gully to Chain of Ponds. Wear diapers.

[Berry Sweet]

Wear diapers.

 

Many trolls here already do.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Thx for the offer but I think theres a warrant.



My wif has a Honda Click motorbike.

[Bricktop]

Tell them you're with me. They'll ignore the warrant. As long as its for non payment...

[GORDY GAMBINO]

Not it's for nothing actually well not involving me I wasn't even there don't know nothing.