I should be McDonald's CEO...

[Angry White Male]

Hear me out...



This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.  I get a free paper with purchase (The Province), so I ask for it every day.



Today, they gave me yesterdays paper, which I had already read yesterday.



CLOWNS!  I thought...



And then it hit me like a ray of light shining down from the McAngels above...   I KNOW how to increase profits, without really changing the business model!



Clowns...  Dress them all as clowns.  EVERY employee working a customer fronted position, from high to low, will dress as a clown.



That is their mascot, after all...



This will not only bring in adult patrons looking for a laugh, but will more importantly bring in many kids that will pester their parents for a clown server.



It's sounds odd, but this would work.  I'd be a straight-shooting CEO, that doesn't clown around.  If you don't like wearing the clown outfits, because of some personal issues?  That's your problem, not mine.  



You be a part of the fucking team, or you're gone!

[Anonymous]

Hear me out...



This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.  I get a free paper with purchase (The Province), so I ask for it every day.



Today, they gave me yesterdays paper, which I had already read yesterday.



CLOWNS!  I thought...



And then it hit me like a ray of light shining down from the McAngels above...   I KNOW how to increase profits, without really changing the business model!



Clowns...  Dress them all as clowns.  EVERY employee working a customer fronted position, from high to low, will dress as a clown.



That is their mascot, after all...



This will not only bring in adult patrons looking for a laugh, but will more importantly bring in many kids that will pester their parents for a clown server.



It's sounds odd, but this would work.  I'd be a straight-shooting CEO, that doesn't clown around.  If you don't like wearing the clown outfits, because of some personal issues?  That's your problem, not mine.  



You be a part of the fucking team, or you're gone!

You should present your idea to McDonald's Canada Corporation.

[Anonymous]

This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.

You white monkeys will eat anything.

[cc]

And anyone - Keep that in mind!! - Watch your back, front and sides

[RW]

This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.

You white monkeys will eat anything.

Says the Queen of KFC!



 

[Anonymous]

This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.

You white monkeys will eat anything.

Says the Queen of KFC!



 

It's parrt of a healthy, well balanced diet. ac_sothere

[GORDY GAMBINO]

SHEN ALWAYS LEAVES RESTAURANTS WITH A DOGGY BAG

[Angry White Male]

You white monkeys will eat anything.

And you little yellow locusts wont?

[Anonymous]

This morning, I get my McMuffin and coffee at Rotten Ronnies, as I always do.

You white monkeys will eat anything.

Says the Queen of KFC!



 

It's parrt of a healthy, well balanced diet. ac_sothere

It's one of the most unhealthy meals a person can eat..



I occasionally make pan fried chicken, but I don't buy KFC.

[JOE]

I met a Macdonald's franchise owner recently from the US.



It was a husband wife team. And they were Black/African American.



They are doing quite nicely as they own 4 Macdonald's restaurants  in the states.



So they must be rollin' in the dough.



It must be very expensive to buy into one of those 'tings.



$1,000,000+? What do you think folks about how much it costs for a franchise?



Anyways, it seems like a winning formula. Double, Triple or Quardruple the earnings if it's a prime location.

[Angry White Male]

Joe, you are right...  A Ronnie franchise is one of the most expensive franchises to buy into...  Depending on location, it could be into the seven figures.

[Anonymous]

I met a Macdonald's franchise owner recently from the US.



It was a husband wife team. And they were Black/African American.



They are doing quite nicely as they own 4 Macdonald's restaurants  in the states.



So they must be rollin' in the dough.



It must be very expensive to buy into one of those 'tings.



$1,000,000+? What do you think folks about how much it costs for a franchise?



Anyways, it seems like a winning formula. Double, Triple or Quardruple the earnings if it's a prime location.

You picked them up at the airport in your pretend and they both complimented you on your full head of hair.

[JOE]