Beware the Flu this year

[Harry]

We're in the middle of a nasty flu outbreak down here.  



Diagnosed flu cases are up by more than 150% on last year, with many deaths, particularly amongst the elderly.  6 people died in a single nursing home in Tasmania, with a further 8 now dead in the past week in another nursing home in Victoria, and a lot of patients are ill.



Maybe it'll mutate enough by the time it hits North America in your winter that it won't be such an issue.



You might want to make sure you get your flu shots this year.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

sniff sniff I got the flu sniff sniff



Harden the fuck up Opera House boi

[Harry]

I'm good.  ac_dance



I thought you lived at Narrabeen?

[Blazor]

I havent had a flu shot in over 23 years. I only get a cold once or twice a year if that. I prefer to build up resistance naturally.

[RW]

I can't get a flu shot because I am immunocompromised so I'm going to have to invest in a boat load of hand sanitizer by the sounds of it.

[cc]

We have been getting shots recently. While they are not 100%, they do reduce the odds and current flu stains can be bad



Thanks for the tip Harry

[Anonymous]

I get a flu shot every year.

[Angry White Male]

I've never had a flu shot, nor any other shot in recent years...  I'm HARDY!



Wanna know my trick?  I don't wash my hands, chew my fingers until they bleed at times, touch things, and generally just don't give a fuck.



I AM IMMUNE!



You faggot pussies will die of who knows what, but I am immune to all pathogens known to my area, simply because I'm not a WEAK FAG!

[Angry White Male]

Sadly, I've gotta go to bed...  



The welfare bums here can't even stay up late.



Gotta work tomorrow!  Business is good!



Hong Kong money bring in much work for Ace!

[Harry]

Tamiflu supplies running dry as flu epidemic tightens its grip



http://www.smh.com.au/national/health/tamiflu-supplies-running-dry-as-flu-epidemic-tightens-its-grip-on-the-nation-20170906-gyby3k.html">//http://www.smh.com.au/national/health/tamiflu-supplies-running-dry-as-flu-epidemic-tightens-its-grip-on-the-nation-20170906-gyby3k.html

The flu epidemic gripping the country has led to a nationwide shortage of the anti-viral medication Tamiflu.  



More than 105,000 flu cases have been confirmed nationally, making it the most widespread epidemic in 15 years.

[RW]

I've never had a flu shot, nor any other shot in recent years...  I'm HARDY!



Wanna know my trick?  I don't wash my hands, chew my fingers until they bleed at times, touch things, and generally just don't give a fuck.



I AM IMMUNE!



You faggot pussies will die of who knows what, but I am immune to all pathogens known to my area, simply because I'm not a WEAK FAG!

You are SOOOOO getting this flu.

[Anonymous]

I've never had a flu shot, nor any other shot in recent years...  I'm HARDY!



Wanna know my trick?  I don't wash my hands, chew my fingers until they bleed at times, touch things, and generally just don't give a fuck.



I AM IMMUNE!



You faggot pussies will die of who knows what, but I am immune to all pathogens known to my area, simply because I'm not a WEAK FAG!

And you have the nerve to call people from India dirty.

 

[Harry]

Update: 73 confirmed dead.



http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/australias-killer-flu-calls-for-more-immunisations-as-virus-mutates-20170907-gyd2fm.html">//http://www.smh.com.au/victoria/australias-killer-flu-calls-for-more-immunisations-as-virus-mutates-20170907-gyd2fm.html