What's it like to go to prison?

[kiebers]

I'll be fifty in January.

Hope your 50th party is as good as mine was. Plenty of friends, lots of beer and things, great food, and naked women. Parted started Thursday night and lasted through Monday. Best ever for me......

And you didn't invite your old buddy Herman? I would have been on my best behavior. :43(2):

Sadly that was 14 years ago....LOLOL  

We had one of those above ground pools for the party...wife's rule was no clothes in the pool after dark...

[Anonymous]

I'll be fifty in January.

Hope your 50th party is as good as mine was. Plenty of friends, lots of beer and things, great food, and naked women. Parted started Thursday night and lasted through Monday. Best ever for me......

And you didn't invite your old buddy Herman? I would have been on my best behavior. :43(2):

Sadly that was 14 years ago....LOLOL  

We had one of those above ground pools for the party...wife's rule was no clothes in the pool after dark...

The old lady and I will go to the DR for my big 5-0.

[Anonymous]

GP is all petty criminals.....PC where all the murderers, child molesters etc, those people are whack.



What did you go to prison for Herman?

GP. I liked to fight when I was young. And putting mouthy  assholes in the hospital, put me in the joint.



I'll be fifty in January.  I've calmed  down a bit.

I've spent a night or two in the drunk tank. It was waking up in a hospital that was that was my cue that I must beat my addiction to alcohol.

[Berry Sweet]

So you were rowdy Herman.





I have an idea for you Joe...why don't you commit a crime that you know will land you in prison for at least 26 months....make sure you get into GP.  Keep a journal of your day to day life....tell us about it when you get out.  Turn your journal into a book.

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.





I have an idea for you Joe...why don't you commit a crime that you know will land you in prison for at least 26 months....make sure you get into GP.  Keep a journal of your day to day life....tell us about it when you get out.  Turn your journal into a book.

He can find out himself if those rumours about rampant homosexuality are true or not.

[GORDY GAMBINO]

No he want.



Joe is going to jail to try and get a root.



He won't get one there either.



Joe is a bum.

[Anonymous]

No he want.



Joe is going to jail to try and get a root.



He won't get one there either.



Joe is a bum.

He is the only virgin in his seniors center.

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

[Harry]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

Most likely dishonesty related offences, petty theft or some such.  Sounds like his style.



If it was violence related he'd be bragging about it.



If they were sex offences they probably wouldn't be short stints.

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

Most likely dishonesty related offences, petty theft or some such.  Sounds like his style.



If it was violence related he'd be bragging about it.



If they were sex offences they probably wouldn't be short stints.

Maybe he hit a petite Chinese woman with his purse because she's a fascist.

[RW]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

Most likely dishonesty related offences, petty theft or some such.  Sounds like his style.



If it was violence related he'd be bragging about it.



If they were sex offences they probably wouldn't be short stints.

Maybe he hit a petite Chinese woman with his purse because she's a fascist.

Maybe that's a disgusting thing to joke about.

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

Most likely dishonesty related offences, petty theft or some such.  Sounds like his style.



If it was violence related he'd be bragging about it.



If they were sex offences they probably wouldn't be short stints.

Maybe he hit a petite Chinese woman with his purse because she's a fascist.

The poor little thing simply must have his safe space. ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

So you were rowdy Herman.

Oh ya. I did a couple of short stints too.

Can I ask why Herman?

You can, but all I will say is that it was a long time ago now.

Most likely dishonesty related offences, petty theft or some such.  Sounds like his style.



If it was violence related he'd be bragging about it.



If they were sex offences they probably wouldn't be short stints.

Maybe he hit a petite Chinese woman with his purse because she's a fascist.

The poor little thing simply must have his safe space. ac_lmfao

That makes me ill. Young people today are so weak.