Colorado Springs police seek runner who won’t stop pooping in front of a family’s house

[Anonymous]

I used to have a neighbour who's dog did it's business on our front lawn..



Now, I'm wondering if it was the owner.

 ac_umm

Her children were the first to catch the runner mid-poop, with her pants around her ankles, Cathy Budde said.



Immediately, they ran to get their mother.



"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?' "  Budde told KKTV.



She confronted the woman, asking, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?"



"Yeah, sorry,'" the woman replied.



 [Watch Dr. Oz surprise the hosts of 'Fox & Friends' by talking about America's pot 'hypocrisy']  



Budde assumed the woman would be "mortified," clean up the poop and not run in the Colorado Springs neighborhood again.



But that would have been too easy.



The family kept finding the runner's poop, Budde said, and the dirty paper napkins she leaves behind. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Budde family's home at least once a week for the past seven weeks, according to Budde. Once, Budde was able to take a picture, which showed a brunette woman running in a gray tank top and shorts.



The Colorado family calls her "The Mad Pooper."



Budde has caught the woman mid-act three times. She has posted fliers — addressed "to the female jogger that continuously uses our walkway as her toilet" — around her neighborhood asking the woman to stop. She has taken pictures.



But the runner, who brings napkins to clean herself up, has not changed her ways.



"It's not like it's private," Budde told KKTV. "People can see you. I mean, we're seeing her."



Fed up, Budde contacted the Colorado Springs Police Department, which said the woman could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation if she is caught.



Lt. Howard Black said that in his 35 years with the Colorado Springs Police Department, he has never seen anything quite like the mad pooper.



"This has been comical, but I also don't want to be flip about it," Black told The Washington Post. "If it's a mental health issue, she'll still be held accountable, but we would want to get her help."

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[Anonymous]

White people are fucking pigs.

[Anonymous]

White people are fucking pigs.

You don't know what race she is.

[RW]

White people are fucking pigs.

So what are Chinese people?

I live in Beijing and it happens all the time.  Young and old alike, will go to the bathroom on the street or in public areas.  It is more uncommon in the adult population, but I have seen people over the age of 60 (men and women, both) drop their trousers on public streets, most often behind a bus stop...

[Anonymous]

^Western propaganda. ac_sothere

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

[RW]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

In India, they shit on the beaches.



We had a neighbour in Van who used to pee right outside our bedroom window at 3am.  He didn't speak English so we couldn't ask him why he didn't just go inside.

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

In India, they shit on the beaches.

We had a neighbour in Van who used to pee right outside our bedroom window at 3am.  He didn't speak English so we couldn't ask him why he didn't just go inside.

That's what my husband told me.

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

It's so easy in cities like Shenzhen to spot the people from rural China.

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

It's so easy in cities like Shenzhen to spot the people from rural China.

My uncle managed a factory in Dongguan which is populated largely by factory workers from the countryside.

[Anonymous]

I used to have a neighbour who's dog did it's business on our front lawn..



Now, I'm wondering if it was the owner.

 ac_umm

Her children were the first to catch the runner mid-poop, with her pants around her ankles, Cathy Budde said.



Immediately, they ran to get their mother.



"They are like, 'There's a lady taking a poop!' So I come outside, and I'm like ... 'are you serious?' "  Budde told KKTV.



She confronted the woman, asking, "Are you really taking a poop right here in front of my kids?"



"Yeah, sorry,'" the woman replied.



 [Watch Dr. Oz surprise the hosts of 'Fox & Friends' by talking about America's pot 'hypocrisy']  



Budde assumed the woman would be "mortified," clean up the poop and not run in the Colorado Springs neighborhood again.



But that would have been too easy.



The family kept finding the runner's poop, Budde said, and the dirty paper napkins she leaves behind. The apparently remorseless runner has pooped on the sidewalk in front of the Budde family's home at least once a week for the past seven weeks, according to Budde. Once, Budde was able to take a picture, which showed a brunette woman running in a gray tank top and shorts.



The Colorado family calls her "The Mad Pooper."



Budde has caught the woman mid-act three times. She has posted fliers — addressed "to the female jogger that continuously uses our walkway as her toilet" — around her neighborhood asking the woman to stop. She has taken pictures.



But the runner, who brings napkins to clean herself up, has not changed her ways.



"It's not like it's private," Budde told KKTV. "People can see you. I mean, we're seeing her."



Fed up, Budde contacted the Colorado Springs Police Department, which said the woman could face charges of indecent exposure and public defecation if she is caught.



Lt. Howard Black said that in his 35 years with the Colorado Springs Police Department, he has never seen anything quite like the mad pooper.



"This has been comical, but I also don't want to be flip about it," Black told The Washington Post. "If it's a mental health issue, she'll still be held accountable, but we would want to get her help."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/19/this-runner-wont-stop-pooping-in-front-of-a-familys-house-now-shes-being-sought-by-police/?utm_term=.efb5db1df91d">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/mor ... b5db1df91d">https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2017/09/19/this-runner-wont-stop-pooping-in-front-of-a-familys-house-now-shes-being-sought-by-police/?utm_term=.efb5db1df91d

That is some crazy shit.

[Anonymous]

lol Seoul.

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

It's so easy in cities like Shenzhen to spot the people from rural China.

My uncle managed a factory in Dongguan which is populated largely by factory workers from the countryside.

I hate that city.

[Anonymous]

Some people from the countryside are ignorant about how gross some of their habits are.

It's so easy in cities like Shenzhen to spot the people from rural China.

My uncle managed a factory in Dongguan which is populated largely by factory workers from the countryside.

I hate that city.

So does my uncle.

[Thiel]

I guess it never occurred to her to bake a pie for her neighbours.