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And you thought 2016 sucked for celebrities deaths huh? ... Santa Found Dead!!!

Started by cc, October 04, 2017, 03:41:40 PM

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It's an archaeological find that's sure to break children's hearts around the world.



The tomb belonging to Saint Nicholas — the original Santa Claus — may have just been discovered under an ancient church in Demre in southern Turkey, according to archaeologists.



https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/santa-claus-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1">



The previously undiscovered tomb was found during electronic surveys that showed gaps beneath the church.



"We believe this shrine has not been damaged at all, but it is quite difficult to get to it as there are mosaics on the floor," Cemil Karabayram, head of Antalya's Monument Authority, told the Turkish Hurriyet Daily News, according to the Telegraph.



Saint Nicholas was a 4th-century bishop believed to have been born in Myra, now modern-day Demre in Antalya province.



http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/">http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeolog ... nta-claus/">http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell


realgrimm

That'll save a lot of money , sorry the immortal reindeer have to finally be put down..

Anonymous

If Santa has been dead for a long time, than who's lap have I been sitting on every December? ac_unsure

cc

That's a scary thought





Maybe Joe??
I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

JOE

Quote from: "cc"It's an archaeological find that's sure to break children's hearts around the world.



The tomb belonging to Saint Nicholas — the original Santa Claus — may have just been discovered under an ancient church in Demre in southern Turkey, according to archaeologists.



https://thenypost.files.wordpress.com/2017/10/santa-claus-feature.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=664&h=441&crop=1">



The previously undiscovered tomb was found during electronic surveys that showed gaps beneath the church.



"We believe this shrine has not been damaged at all, but it is quite difficult to get to it as there are mosaics on the floor," Cemil Karabayram, head of Antalya's Monument Authority, told the Turkish Hurriyet Daily News, according to the Telegraph.



Saint Nicholas was a 4th-century bishop believed to have been born in Myra, now modern-day Demre in Antalya province.



http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/">http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeolog ... nta-claus/">http://nypost.com/2017/10/04/archaeologists-discover-the-tomb-of-santa-claus/


Ah...but now Santa is trapped behind the lines of cc's enemy...so she caint go there to visit him!



Turkey is....Muslim! Trapped behind enemy lines!



Whatcha gonna do, cc?



Santa is also....a Muslim, cc!

cc

Don't fear Joe. Santa was a "bishop"  long before the death cult even started



who became a "Saint"



especially so when he brought me lots of goodies  ac_biggrin





Fash: I'm hoping your kiddies don't read this site  :wink:
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