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RW's ancestors killed millions

Started by Blazor, October 06, 2017, 03:11:42 PM

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Anonymous

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QuoteYou didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya

OK. Good that yer not tellin, but how did you find that secret out?

Priscilla told him.

 :laugh:

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "cc"
QuoteYou didnt see me say Shen Li's ancestor slung a bag of rice over her shoulder and hopped on a Bonsai tree did ya

OK. Good that yer not tellin, but how did you find that secret out?

Priscilla told him.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



I also realized I said Moses in the original post, it was suppose to be Noah lol.





Well it was written in Ancient Chinese scripture, of the tale of the Dragon Lady of the Sea. Legend has it, that she believed what Noah was saying, but she didnt wanna ride in the same boat as the white people. Thus the hopping on the bonsai tree when the waters got up. After the initial bonsai tree, she managed to make some rope from the tree and she lassoed a shark. She rode that shark while standing and eerily reminded one of a female David Hasslehoff, while proclaiming "I am Han Chinese! Onward shark boy, you are my bitch now!". Eventually she found land, and after making a fire, she ate shark boy along with some of her rice. The shark meat and rice lasted her a good while, but there was no more meat left since Noah had it all on his boat. This made Shen's ancestor miserable, for she knew the only way she would be able to feast again, was if she saved the white people. She toiled with the idea for days, but the hunger cramps kicked in. Becoming very hangry, her mind was made up, and she sent a dove with an olive branch to Noah, thus saving the animals that she didnt eat right away, and the white people that she despised. After a while, she realized what she must do, and became the Dragon Lady of the sea once again til she came to China and begat many children that were non white, living happily ever after til the end of her days.



 :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.


Speaking of which, I dont think Shen has seen her story yet either lol. She prolly busy with the holidays  ac_smile
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

If Shen Li can handle a version of that story, so can RW.


Speaking of which, I dont think Shen has seen her story yet either lol. She prolly busy with the holidays  ac_smile

She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.

Blazor

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She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.


I forgot I seen that earlier today when I was catching up!  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

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Quote from: "Fashionista"
She wasn't too busy to lose it on Mel last night.


I forgot I seen that earlier today when I was catching up!  :laugh:

She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
She has an outburst every once in a while..



I noticed you haven't been on the receiving end of one of her emotionally charged tantrums yet.


I've noticed lol.



Nah, she my e-warrior sister  :laugh:

She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:

RW

Quote from: "Blazor"
Quote from: "Fashionista"
Quote from: "Blazor"^^^ I thought it was funny anyway lol.

It's cute Blazor.

 ac_smile


Just trying to make things interesting lol.



Surprised RW never chimed in on her story. I started getting short replies from her shortly after, she prolly irked with me over it and didnt find the humor in it  :laugh:

I honestly didn't really read it and I don't really intend to.



No offense.
Beware of Gaslighters!

Blazor

Quote from: "Fashionista"
She must like you or you are due for an outburst.

 :laugh:


 :laugh:



I am the Blaze, we make worthy adversaries, not enemies  ac_smile
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Blazor

Quote from: "RW"
I honestly didn't really read it and I don't really intend to.



No offense.


Booooooooooooooo!!!!  ac_razz



Party Pooper!
I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.