BLM want a BLACK CHRISTMASS

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[IRISH KAM]

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[Wazzzup]

That use to be posted at my work long ago lol.





Here is one I made up myself long ago lol, maybe 15 years, goes to Jingle Bells....



Well its off to the hood we go

To get a stiff fo' sho'

No them niggas aint nice

But its because Im white, hahaha



Day and Marshall Ave.

The rest aint so bad

But them niggas like to take from you

The shit that they dont have!



Oh, cheap niggas, cheap niggas,

They're calling for the specials tonight

Sausage, beef and extra cheese

And dont forget the Sprite!



Now we're serving chicken

And got them niggas thinkin'

Lets order up some Papa Johns

And stiff the one thats bringin'



Two cent, three cent, four

Do not ask for more

Cause if you do they'll take one look at you

And then they'll slam the door!



Oh, cheap niggas, cheap niggas,

They're calling for the specials tonight

Sausage, beef and extra cheese

And dont forget the Sprite! Hey!



 

I'm dreaming of a black Christmas

Just like the one the honkeys do

Where the bullets whistle

Through the tinsel

To slay the niggas in my crew



I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas

With every nigga that I fight

We'll just keep hatin' the white

Til we all gets our human right



I'm dreaming of a Black Christmas

When all the presents are for free

Gonna still them from white folk

Cos niggas always broke

Spending money on drugs and KFC



I'm dreaming of a black Christmas

With every rap song that I know

To my bros in gaol

I hope you get bail

And get to spend time with yo ho...

Lol this is gold.



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Agreed both are funny as hell ac_toofunny nice job Fellas

[Blazor]

Lol thanks y'all, it was when I use to deliver pizzas if you couldnt tell lol.



Brick, yours is funny too lol.

[Wazzzup]

Lol thanks y'all, it was when I use to deliver pizzas if you couldnt tell lol.



Brick, yours is funny too lol.

Yeah I used to do the pizza delivery thing too in the early 90s.  Blacks were often the worst tippers.  (although white teenagers were a close second) And they all ordered sausage pizza.

[Wazzzup]

All right time to add another--



On the twelth day of kwanzaa My pimp dun gib to me



12 baby daddies

11 chicken Macnuggets

10 nails did

9 years parole

8 crack rocks

7 lotto tickets

6 fourty 0uncers

5 -golden teef in my grill-

4 po po lookouts

3 welfare checks

2 hair weaves



and a way to steal it all from whitey

[Blazor]

Lol thanks y'all, it was when I use to deliver pizzas if you couldnt tell lol.



Brick, yours is funny too lol.

Yeah I used to do the pizza delivery thing too in the early 90s.  Blacks were often the worst tippers.  (although white teenagers were a close second) And they all ordered sausage pizza.

I thought you did! Ha! Then you KNOW!!!! lol, yeah thats why I had sausage in the song lol. Even though it was meant to be comical, it was 100% true! lol



Only 1 out of 10 blacks tipped, and they were usually whitish. I wouldnt carry coins, so I usually got that by saying I didnt have the change change. A lot of times though, they would go find exact change, going through their house or their car. I saw how they would teach their kids to hate whitey. No matter how good a deal, or how fast I got it there, or how nice I was, when I said hey how are ya, they would say how much with a hateful look.



To me the next worst tippers were rich people. It was the hard working folks that tipped good. Even Mexicans were happy and tipped well lol.

[Blazor]

All right time to add another--



On the twelth day of kwanzaa My pimp dun gib to me



12 baby daddies

11 chicken Macnuggets

10 nails did

9 years parole

8 crack rocks

7 lotto tickets

6 fourty 0uncers

5 -golden teef in my grill-

4 po po lookouts

3 welfare checks

2 hair weaves



and a way to steal it all from whitey

 

[Anonymous]

Lol thanks y'all, it was when I use to deliver pizzas if you couldnt tell lol.



Brick, yours is funny too lol.

Yeah I used to do the pizza delivery thing too in the early 90s.  Blacks were often the worst tippers.  (although white teenagers were a close second) And they all ordered sausage pizza.

Canada has a reciprocal working holiday agreement with Australia for people under thirty. Banff, Alberta is where many Aussie backpackers in Canada work and live while in this country. When I was there a few years ago, I heard a joke.  What is the difference between an Aussie and a canoe? A canoe will tip.

[Bricktop]

Australians don't HAVE to tip because everyone gets paid a minimum wage!!!

[Bricktop]

All right time to add another--



On the twelth day of kwanzaa My pimp dun gib to me



12 baby daddies

11 chicken Macnuggets

10 nails did

9 years parole

8 crack rocks

7 lotto tickets

6 fourty 0uncers

5 -golden teef in my grill-

4 po po lookouts

3 welfare checks

2 hair weaves



and a way to steal it all from whitey

 ac_lmfao

[Anonymous]

Australians don't HAVE to tip because everyone gets paid a minimum wage!!!

I live an hour from Banff..



I've heard that joke..



Our minimum wage is set to rise to a level close Australia's..



But, tipping is still customary.