An interesting thing about DNA testing...

[Angry White Male]

Once they have your sample, like "23 and Me" does in my case, they will email you optional questions to answer...  There is no pressure to answer them, and it is completely optional.



The reason they do this, is what they are finding...:  More than you think is contained in your DNA.



As an example, they are finding that a fear of heights is actually genetic, and not so much a 'learned' behaviour.



It is quite interesting to see the outcome of their work, even though much is left to be studied.



They are finding what I knew all along...  That personality and behaviour is more genetic, than it is learned or taught.



Religious people don't like this idea, and will often discard any data, but the proof is showing as more people get these tests done.

[Anonymous]

Are you able to get First Nations status now?

[Angry White Male]

Are you able to get First Nations status now?

Wish I could!  Tax Free status, the ability to live and work ANYWHERE in North America, the ability to receive free funding for education until the day I die...



The list could go on and on!



However, I can guarantee no Indian in this DNA...

[Anonymous]

Are you able to get First Nations status now?

 

[cc]

[Angry White Male]

When you pulled in here, did you see a sign out front that said "Stupid Smiley Thread?"



No?



You know WHY you didn't see that sign?



'Cause Stupid Smiley threads aren't my fucking business!

[cc]

Are you able to get First Nations status now?

 

[Angry White Male]

And before posters here get cranky, that was a play on a Pulp Fiction scene.  Hate to have to explain myself, but here I do.



Hey!  Somebody go give Mimi some company...  She seems all alone over there, with nobody to talk to...



They've turned the forum into what they've always wanted!

[Berry Sweet]

Are you able to get First Nations status now?

Wish I could!  Tax Free status, the ability to live and work ANYWHERE in North America, the ability to receive free funding for education until the day I die...



The list could go on and on!



However, I can guarantee no Indian in this DNA...

For the last time, not all bands guarantee funding for education.

[Angry White Male]

Berry, bands don't set the rules...



They ALL get the bennies!

[Angry White Male]

If Whites are so bad, why didn't we wipe them out completely?



We should have just wiped them out.



Why didn't we?

[Odinson]

Do you ever experience a need to listen to rap music, smoke weed or speak in ebonics?

[Angry White Male]

No loss, if we fucking wiped them out.

[Angry White Male]

Tired of Indians crying.



We SHOULD have wiped them out.

[Angry White Male]

Pieces of shit is what they are.



We should have just cleaned the fucking slate.



Now we're stuck with them.