SCOUSE's Chrimbo Prezzie Thread!!!

[Aryan]

Ok I know it's a tad early but I doubt I'll be online Chrimbo day to hand out prezzies, so I'm doing it now instead!



For Shen, enjoy! (I've even signed the inside cover)  ac_biggrin



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Mel, because everyone knows he loves getting shit faced!



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Odi, a crate of turnip wine....



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Lavender Arse, a top of the range mobility scooter...



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IronHorseJockey, this will keep those pesky muslims away...



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CC, you show the world that you're Jewish and proud!



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Herman, here's the male equivalent for you...  



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Wazzup, portable bacon, cause ya never know when or where a muslim will be lurking......



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Fash, an outfit for my eyes only...  ac_biggrin



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KAM, this should last you a few hours or so....



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Realgrimm



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I think that's everyone, if you're not included I either don't like you or totally forgot about you so you aren't that important.   ac_hithere

[Anonymous]

For Zetsu.

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[Anonymous]

Dinky Dianna

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[Anonymous]

For Thiel

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[Anonymous]

For Berry Sweet

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[Anonymous]

For Seoul

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[Anonymous]

For Priscilla

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[Anonymous]

For kiebers

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[Wazzzup]

Wazzup, portable bacon, cause ya never know when or where a muslim will be lurking......



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Thanks buddy.  I will use it.

Good thread

[Anonymous]

For kiebers

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Hey kiebers, do you want to trade your bottle of tequila for my golf tee?

[Aryan]

Dinky Dianna

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[Aryan]

For Onkel DILF wherever he is.  



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[Anonymous]

Kam, Mel and kiebers get booze for Christmas, but not me. acc_angry

[Anonymous]

To my buddy shin from uncle Herman

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[Aryan]

I thought you'd prefer something which celebrates your Jewish heritage?  ac_dunno