The #2 case....

[Berry Sweet]

LO IS not well.  She has been farting something nasty.  I know a poop is coming.  I'm praying sooner rather than later.



They are coming in 5 min intervals....they are kid farts, so they are strong and powerful, and the worst part is...they linger....the smell is strong like bull yet vicious like snake...

[Angry White Male]

Can you just place it on the patio until this passes?  Do you have a patio?

[Berry Sweet]

It? She has a name.  And no, thats mean.  Shes got something going on, a bug/cold, plus an arm injury....she just got back from her dad's this evening so it's probably the shit diet of pizza and other crap working it's way out of her arse....now I have to correct it.



When she can, she is ripping it out the patio door...yes I have a patio...and I can't wait till spring so I can clean it!  Put my table back up...this spring I want to make a sofa patio bench to lounge on....we love eating dinners out there.

[Angry White Male]

Then lock her in the bathroom with the fan on.  Bathroom has a fan, right?

[Berry Sweet]

Exhibit #1...poop in the toilet, unflushed.



Thx kid.



I live in a place that has everything and my personal touch and good home cooking.  I never realized before...but a lot of people just don't know how to cook.  I developed my cooking skills at a young age and mastered a lot in my early 20's.  I always though everyone knew the basics...there's men and women my age today who can't cook for shit.  LO IS lucky to have me! I can make just about anything from scratch, and have taught her well.

[Berry Sweet]

I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.

[Aryan]

These poop stories remind of the time Twenty Dollars did a live stream of his diaper change!  

[Angry White Male]

Berry has always been a shit freak!  Fucking Greeks...

[shin]

I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.

We call that Hamburger Helper where I'm from.



Does LO drink much water? It might be something she has to ride out, but water and tea were the first things to come to my mind.. but I don't know if you allow her to have tea or not.

[Berry Sweet]

I have a friend who thinks she makes killer Mac n cheese bake...so I went over one day to try...it was friggin Mac n cheese from a box with ground beef mixed in.  I was disappointed.   I make actual home made Mac n cheese...home made sauce, mix in noodles top with shredded cheese and bake.

We call that Hamburger Helper where I'm from.



Does LO drink much water? It might be something she has to ride out, but water and tea were the first things to come to my mind.. but I don't know if you allow her to have tea or not.

Yeah people are fucked.



Yes, she drinks water plenty....she's a cold water with ice cubes fan....she doesn't like tea but last night I made her some warmed lavender milk, it seemed to help.  And yeah she's gonna have to ride it out...I just woke up a while ago and my stomach is on fire...feels like I'm gonna puke....I hope she doesn't wake up like this....

[Angry White Male]

I just woke up a while ago and my stomach is on fire...feels like I'm gonna puke....I hope she doesn't wake up like this....

Sounds like you and your daughter have some weird gastro-intestinal shit going on.  Could be genetic...



Maybe get referred to a specialist?  If you get referred now, you should be able to see one in about a year and a half, thanks to Canada's wonderful healthcare system...

[Aryan]

Sounds as though Berry needs to give Taco Bell a miss for a few weeks....

[Angry White Male]

She claims to eat a healthy diet, but I'm not so sure...  Shit, I forget if she even eats meat?  She may not eat meat, now that I recall...  Perhaps that has something to do with it.

[Berry Sweet]

Scouse asked, so don't complain.



It is cold and flu season.  Kids tend to carry germs.  I eat meat occasionally but not a whole lot.  I prefer veggie.  I did have a Thai coconut soup this afternoon.   I prefer smaller meals with lots of flavor.  And yes, they can sometimes move my bowels.



I bet Scouse jackasss off imagining the smell of my farts.

[Berry Sweet]

Poop log... movement of bowels and elimination 7:52pm.



Poop style...deer like.



Hopefully this will take my head ache away.