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Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?

Started by Angry White Male, March 15, 2018, 10:22:51 PM

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Why is Bricktop Chronically Cranky?

His wife recently threatened divorce if she hears "Bloody 'ell dear, I think I shat me trousers again" even just one more time.
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His lower quality mobility scooter regularly gets hung up traversing irregular terrain, leaving him stranded until someone can push him free.
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Even high doses of Viagra are no longer able to combat his erectile dysfunction.
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His police pension is lower than he had initially planned on, due to a forced early retirement for 'inappropriate relations with a male co-worker.'
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All of the above.
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Voting closed: March 15, 2018, 10:22:51 PM

Angry White Male

There must be reasons, but we are not privy to them...

cc

I really tried to warn y\'all in 49  .. G. Orwell

Angry White Male

Quote from: "cc"Forum posters?

Are they making him feel inferior or something?

Bricktop

Yeah, right. I look up to you, Mel. With you being a truck driver and everything...

Angry White Male

I'm a business owner.  Get it right!

Bricktop

You're a fucking truck driver, with your own rig (yours and the bank's, to be more precise). I used to TEST truck drivers for their practical exam.



I think their combined IQ may have been just sufficient to boil water without scalding themselves.

Angry White Male

It's like any other profession...  Some guys are good, and some guys are fucking idiots.



Certainly trucking is no exception to this rule.

Blazor

I've come here to chew bubble gum, and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

Wazzzup

Because Matt Damon is moving to Australia???



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QuoteA source exclusively tells Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he's moving the family to Australia" because the activist actor disagrees with Trump's policies.


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Anonymous

Quote from: "Wazzzup"Because Matt Damon is moving to Australia???



https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/matt-damon-moving-family-to-australia-because-of-trump/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow">https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/matt-dam ... SocialFlow">https://pagesix.com/2018/03/15/matt-damon-moving-family-to-australia-because-of-trump/?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter&utm_medium=SocialFlow
QuoteA source exclusively tells Page Six: "Matt's telling friends and colleagues in Hollywood that he's moving the family to Australia" because the activist actor disagrees with Trump's policies.


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Brick has a reason to hate Trump now.

Bricktop

Like that will happen.



You don't just "move" to Australia.



You emigrate.



And I doubt he'd be given a visa.

Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Like that will happen.



You don't just "move" to Australia.



You emigrate.



And I doubt he'd be given a visa.

With his money, there must be at least one visa he would qualify for.

Bricktop


Anonymous

Quote from: "Bricktop"Yep.



Tourist.

Some sort of residency.....perhaps as an investor.

Bricktop