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Just dropped a freshly opened beer...

Started by Angry White Male, April 16, 2018, 05:25:44 AM

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Angry White Male

Fucking can sprayed everywhere.  Not only on me, but all over the floor, chair and wall.  I'm surprised as to how one can can create such damage.



This is something I can easily handle though...  as I am OCD.  Easy mop-up with paper towels, which I always have on hand, and then a thorough wipedown with Windex at a later date, which will ensure a complete clean.



Fucking shit...  Work I do not need.

Frood

You do realize that with the carbon dioxide content of the beer and the huge impact, you've coated your entire room in a microscopic layer of aerated beer, which of course fosters the growth of numerous unhealthy organisms?
Blahhhhhh...

Angry White Male

They can join the bottle of elemental Mercury that I play with from time to time...

Erica Mena

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Angry White Male

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Just your average domestic Lagers most of the time.  Will buy German brands occasionally.  Will not drink beers like Guinness Stout.



I don't mind Mexican beers.  All the ones I've tried seem to be quite drinkable.

Bricktop

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Will not drink beers like Guinness Stout.


Why not?



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Angry White Male


Bricktop

Best stout on the planet!!!



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Berry Sweet

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Fucking can sprayed everywhere.  Not only on me, but all over the floor, chair and wall.  I'm surprised as to how one can can create such damage.



This is something I can easily handle though...  as I am OCD.  Easy mop-up with paper towels, which I always have on hand, and then a thorough wipedown with Windex at a later date, which will ensure a complete clean.



Fucking shit...  Work I do not need.


Did you get sloshed last night?



Ocd  is right now not later....and Windex?  Seriously?  Do you clean yourself with it too?



Lol



Bit you didn't spray the garlic bum on that homeless guy...

Angry White Male

Windex is my go-to cleaner.  You do know Windex also makes general purpose household cleaners too, right?



Then again, I know the kind of pig-sty you prefer to live in, so knowledge of cleaners is probably not your forte...

Berry Sweet

You remind me of this guy



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There are better products than Windex for cleaning...amazing eh?!  Surprise!!!

Bricktop

Quote from: "Berry Sweet"You remind me of this guy



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There are better products than Windex for cleaning...amazing eh?!  Surprise!!!


Yes, but can you drink them when you run out of beer after dropping most of it on the floor?

Angry White Male

Windex makes more than just strictly glass cleaner you fools...

Bricktop

But can you drink them when you run out of beer?

Anonymous

Quote from: "Angry White Male"Fucking can sprayed everywhere.  Not only on me, but all over the floor, chair and wall.  I'm surprised as to how one can can create such damage.



This is something I can easily handle though...  as I am OCD.  Easy mop-up with paper towels, which I always have on hand, and then a thorough wipedown with Windex at a later date, which will ensure a complete clean.



Fucking shit...  Work I do not need.

Naturally you created another thread to whine and talk about your boring self.