Sweet Little Fashionista Has Become a Smartass

[Renee]

Renee's story is that she had never, ever, posted such a thing.



Ace's memory works better than Renee had first anticipated!



Of course, I don't make a big deal about it, since we all do what we have to do...

Nice troll Mel.



But face it, rumpot....Your memory got lost in a vat of bad booze years ago. You view the world through the bottom of an empty Fleischman's bottle, so how can anyone take you seriously?



As for porn...I have done what some more prudish people would consider some lewd shit in my life but never performed in porn. If I did...I would admit it. But, if you can prove me wrong...by all means...be my guest. I would love to host a screening of said film. Hopefully it's not on VHS...my player died years ago.....



As for doing what we all need to do; are you sure you needed to post about shitting your pants while on a date?....



 Or how about the TIMES you pissed your bed? Did you really a NEED to tell everyone that you had to.... bleach your sheets?... ac_unsure



Or better yet, was there really a need to show us all that you were bleeding from the asshole.....  I kinda think not.

[Angry White Male]

bleach your sheets?... ac_unsure

VINEGAR, my dear...  Vinegar.  

As for doing what we all need to do; are you sure you needed to post about shitting your pants while on a date?....

That was an important public service message for those that may have faced a similar situation, so they can know that they are not alone in this World, should that happen to them.  It also explained how to handle the situation discretely and properly, like a true gent (which of course I am)...

[Angry White Male]

"his"

...yet still, a glimmer of perception.

You're a dude?



Is this you, Blurt?

[realgrimm]

As for porn...I have done what some more prudish people would consider some lewd shit in my life

knew it!! MANDINGO!!!

[Angry White Male]

knew it!! MANDINGO!!!

See?  She always comes up just short of admitting to what she's done...    

[Angry White Male]

Entire thread moved here. Damned shame - it was started as such a fun thread ... until

This thread is still fun, and there was no reason to move it.



It was only moved because a couple of Barney Fife wannabe's did what they do best...  Cry until every single post and thread suits their exact fucking tastes.

[Anonymous]

"his"

...yet still, a glimmer of perception.

You're a dude?



Is this you, Blurt?

  ac_toofunny

[Angry White Male]

Or better yet, was there really a need to show us all that you were bleeding from the asshole.....  I kinda think not.

That was my finest forum moment ever!  I forever broke DV Admin (Evs) with that high res image (the clarity was top notch!).  She had later claimed to have never seen anything so vile and disgusting in her entire forum life!  



The forum was slow, and I was seeking medical advice!  She's in the medical/scientific field, so a little shit & blood would be an everyday task to handle, no?



That's also the image Mimi accused me of spamming, which I did not spam!  It was posted fucking once, and once only!  



It was no troll!  I was shitting out shit and blood!  



I guess you guys just aren't ready for that yet...

[Angry White Male]

It's a similar problem that Marty McFly experienced when he tried to infuse too much 'future' into the 'past' in this clip...



They just weren't ready for it!

[Aryan]

So is Renee still going for the biker look with a leather jacket and shaved head?