I'm excited! Are YOU excited?

[Bricktop]

The Emmys are on Monday!!!



https://www.emmys.com/">//https://www.emmys.com/



Tune in and watch glorious celebrities jerk each other off, give each other gilded trophies for being good pretenders, and no doubt make crude comments about the American president.



Its a must see event. Stock up on beer (or barrel wash if you're Herman), CC's and guacamole and watch your betters dress up in clothes you cannot afford to stand before a battalion of photographers taking pictures for magazines you'd never buy.

[cc]

Wow. Didn't know it was coming on



 The even more exciting annual turtle biathlon (swimming then running)  race is on that night and we never miss it.



otherwise I'd have been there with bells on

[Berry Sweet]

I cant watch shit like that.

[Bricktop]

Don't know what you're missing!!!



Those dresses!! The diamonds!! The drama!!



They're celebrities!!!

[Odinson]

They´ll probably just spam it with PC propaganda..

[Anonymous]

Don't know what you're missing!!!



Those dresses!! The diamonds!! The drama!!



They're celebrities!!!

The leaves are starting to fall off the trees..



That night I have to watch and make sure they land on the ground safely.

[Anonymous]

I can hardly wait until Emmy night.

[Bricktop]

But there'll be SPEECHES!!! And trophies!!!



And some of them will give interviews from the RED carpet and bestow upon us all their wisdom and insight into their rarified lives!!!



How can you NOT!!

[Anonymous]

But there'll be SPEECHES!!! And trophies!!!



And some of them will give interviews from the RED carpet and bestow upon us all their wisdom and insight into their rarified lives!!!



How can you NOT!!

Oh goody.

[Bricktop]

And people will line the red carpet hoping to SEE these superior beings...that they see every day on their TV sets...



All hail the gods, for they walk among us...

[Berry Sweet]

I prefer to read a book.

[Anonymous]

I prefer to read a book.

You mean you aint watching the Emmys? I am disappointed in you. ac_sothere

[Bricktop]

SEE!!!



Herms will be watching!!



He LOVES the celebs.

[Anonymous]

SEE!!!



Herms will be watching!!



He LOVES the celebs.

They are so smart and humble. I really look up to them.

[Bricktop]

THAT'S the spirit.



It's a pity some of the lowbrows here don't respect their betters.