They Lost Their Ass

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A ten foot long inflatable colon was 'stolen' from a car parked outside a cancer centre at a hospital in Kansas City, Missouri, US. It was being used to spread awareness.



The colon, valued at $4,000 – just over £5,200 – was pinched from a pick-up truck in the hospital's car park. The giant colon was being used at The University of Kansas Cancer Centre for a campaign called 'Get Your Rear in Gear'.



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A ten foot long inflatable colon was 'stolen' from a car parked outside a cancer centre at a hospital in Kansas City, Missouri, US. It was being used to spread awareness.



The colon, valued at $4,000 – just over £5,200 – was pinched from a pick-up truck in the hospital's car park. The giant colon was being used at The University of Kansas Cancer Centre for a campaign called 'Get Your Rear in Gear'.



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I don't mean to ruin the thread, but $4000 USD = 3061.22 GBP

https://www.majorexchangerates.com/usd/4000-gbp.html">https://www.majorexchangerates.com/usd/4000-gbp.html

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That's a lot of money for a piece of .... never mind  .. I didn't say anything  



Reminds me of a true story where a champion poodle had the end of his tail broken off by a US airlines baggage accident .. I suppose the crate  moved against another crate



So, owner sued for $50,000



And this is true - I saw the video - Local TV announcer telling the story finished it with the comment:



"That's a lot of money for a piece of tail" ...... long pregnant silence ... then some giggles ... finally loud laughter as people could not stop themselves

[Anonymous]

That's a lot of money for a piece of .... never mind  .. I didn't say anything  



Reminds me of a true story where a champion poodle had the end of his tail broken off by a US airlines baggage accident .. I suppose the crate  moved against another crate



So, owner sued for $50,000



And this is true - I saw the video - Local TV announcer telling the story finished it with the comment:



"That's a lot of money for a piece of tail" ...... long pregnant silence ... then some giggles ... finally loud laughter as people could not stop themselves

 ac_blush

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Some common expressions can be pretty crude, eh?

[Anonymous]

Some common expressions can be pretty crude, eh?

No consideration for sensitive people like myself.

[Anonymous]

Some common expressions can be pretty crude, eh?

No consideration for sensitive people like myself.

We know you are a prude Herman.

 

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Bad me. I forgot about the "sensitive one"

[Anonymous]

Bad me. I forgot about the "sensitive one"

Rednecks can feel very vulnerable.