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Posted by Blurt
 - July 05, 2017, 08:35:06 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.

That would explain the stench wafting out of your mouth.
Posted by Renee
 - July 05, 2017, 02:20:47 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.


Yeah but you seem to have no problem shitting yourself at the conclusion of a night out and then....posting the all the gory details.... :laugh3:



I never had a guy shit himself at the conclusion of a date. For most, a kiss goodnight is sufficient. I guess I just don't attract guys that are "gentleman" or classy like you...... :001_rolleyes:  ac_lmfao



BTW, what is this "significant others" shit? You mean there is more than one woman psycho enough to want to have anything to do with you?......Wow, everyday my faith in humanity slips a little further away.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 03, 2017, 06:07:43 PM
I bet when you are alone you cuff your own farts and amell them.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 03, 2017, 06:07:03 PM
Yeah yeah...whatever cheese sniffer...
Posted by Angry White Male
 - July 03, 2017, 02:12:47 AM
I don't fart in public, as I am a complete gentleman.



In fact, I don't even fart around my significant others, as I am all class.



You foul fools belong in the trailer park.
Posted by RW
 - July 02, 2017, 07:12:17 PM
BUAHAHAHAHA!!!



Omg!!!



 ac_toofunny
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 02, 2017, 07:08:06 PM
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Posted by Bricktop
 - July 02, 2017, 06:41:42 PM
:yuk:  :beurk:
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 02, 2017, 06:39:10 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.


Blah blah..whatever...remember the time you said you wa yed to breathe my farts? Well I got some going on right now...get over here stick your nostrils right on my cornholio and breathe that wind!!  Instant natural high!
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 02, 2017, 04:26:25 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"
Quote from: "seoulbro"That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.

What can I tel you. I beat the odds.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - July 02, 2017, 04:23:03 PM
Quote from: "seoulbro"That's what my white gf tells me.

Usually it's the other way around, with the white guy having asian girlfriend.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - July 02, 2017, 04:22:15 PM
Quote from: "Berry Sweet"its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.

Kids are no good.



At first, all they do is cry, eat and shit.  And then they turn into junkies robbing you.
Posted by Anonymous
 - July 02, 2017, 04:19:16 PM
Quote from: "Angry White Male"Oh yeah!  Some of the smaller towns especially, are essentially Whitesville!



Don't worry though...  Whites and Asians typically get along pretty well these days.

That's what my white gf tells me.
Posted by Berry Sweet
 - July 02, 2017, 04:16:53 PM
its ok to dream a dream mel.  Even tho I cant have anymore kids.
Posted by Angry White Male
 - July 02, 2017, 04:12:48 PM
Ace has a "no child" policy.  Kids just cramp my style.